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Twilight has successfully created fake government jobs to help her terminally broke friends be less, uh, terminally broke. All they have to do is pass a simple little background check, just an easy little formality really. Should be no problem for these national heroes, right?

Right?

Well....

I guess the constituent parts of the cover art might be property of the federal gubbermint, but, honestly, I feel like I've spent enough on ATF tax stamps to make me stealing their crisp PNGs an equal exchange.

It's only natural to want to clear a bad flavor from your mouth. Spitfire just isn't sure why Dash is doing this in her office.

Thanks to AFanaticRabbit and Flutterpriest for prereading, and applejackofalltrades for the cover art!

User Skijarama did a reading of this story, which you can find here!

Celestia and Luna both fought hard to establish Equestria as its own nation, and against all odds, they have succeeded. However, their kingdom is in peril.

Wendigos have returned, the dragons they brought to the peace talks have all begun to flee, speaking of an 'old cold' that seeps its way back into Equestria.

As a freezing blizzard creeps over more and more of Equestria, Luna and Celestia must face an old threat that threatens to destroy them and everything they care about.

Can they withstand the harbinger of winter?

Twilight was in the zone, writing page after page of the novel she had been planning for months at this point. Just a few more pages to go and...wait a minute, where in Equestria did all of the parchment go?!

Left with nothing else to do, Twilight decides to become the ruler of a powerful nation and try to take over the world.

Crepusculi est imperare orbi universo.

On a camping trip, Twilight and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are sitting around the campfire as Twilight prepares to tell them a long and epic story, filled with dragons and castles, pirates and magical artifacts, and scores of interesting characters along the way.

Problem is, they're tired and want to hear the whole story in 10 minutes.

Oh boy...

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In this tribute to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", Discord decides to keep winter from ending so he can spend more time with Fluttershy. But will it all work out the way he intends?

Twilight's in a bit of a pickle. On one hand, two years of marriage with Rainbow Dash have been absolutely wonderful. On the other, well... two years of marriage have passed without a single thing happening in the bedroom.

Why? Well, that's one mystery even she can't seem to solve.

Then Scootaloo comes home from school and asks Rainbow a question that makes everything crystal clear.

Rainbow has no idea what she's talking about.

Fluttershy finds Sunset's porn stash.

It's... not exactly what she expected.

Hours before Rarity permanently moves to Saddle Arabia, she and Twilight talk.

About fear, about pride, and about what comes next.

Spiritual sequel to A Thousand Words of Noise.

”You’re my diamond dog, Spike.”

Pretty much a love letter to Aragon. A really weird one.

Written for Oroboro's Journeys contest.
Proofread by NaiadSagaIotaOar