Shining Armor learns the most important tactical lesson of his life.

Audio version! https://youtu.be/YgDr0Xc6rN8

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

Derpy Hooves is secretly a changeling.

Nopony particularly notices, or cares.

(New 9/15/19: Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi! Thank you!)

Applejack mourns the loss of one of the last 67,986 links she had to her dead father.

(Contains spoilers for "Made in Manehattan.")

Audiobook versions:
Scarlett Blade
L1ghtningRunn3r

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

Top three reasons to always use hair conditioner:

1. Soothes hair cuticles for shinier-looking hair.
2. Strengthens the hair shaft and protects against breakage.
3. A unicorn will come and totally chew you out if you don't.

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

One night, Octavia decides to go check out one of Vinyl Scratch's big dancy, ravey, party... things. Everything goes about as well as you'd expect.

Cowritten with: Wuten the Narrator
Written for: The Lost Narrator and ObabScribbler

This story is a sequel to Starlight Glimmer gets dunked on

Starlight is absolutely engulfed with rage. Because of her naivety, she expected Sans to actually spare her when she played the Genocide route. Still reeling from her failure to beat him last time, and having nightmares that taunt her over this, one thing is for certain. She won't be making the mistake of showing him mercy again, no matter how bad it makes her look.

It's too bad Twilight has left her uninformed about what happens AFTER Sans. Otherwise, Starlight would've let it be.

Note from Author: This will probably be a pretty short fic.

Sort of a crossover with Undertale. Contains spoilers for Undertale's Genocide route

Reading the first fic is recommended.

Ah, Hearts and Hooves Day. A time of love between two ponies who love each other very much. A time of flowers, chocolates, kisses, and arrows. Love arrows specifically. Deciding to try a more action oriented approach this season, Cadance has donned her own superhero costume to bring love to the world with magical love powered arrows.

Will this lone cupid bring joy to the hearts of many? Or shall she only bring ruin and awkwardness?

Commissioned by Anonymous.

Edited by Jake The Army Guy and Magic Man. Thanks to Ariaannaa for letting me use the art

Amber Waves, a crystal pony from the crystal empire, was watering a plant. What could go wrong?

My Submission for SFNW's Season 6 Premiere Short Story Contest

Pre-read by, RainbowdashieCloudsdale

This story is a sequel to Fluttershy Wants in Your Pants: Vol. 1

Equestria has almost everything that Earth can offer, except sign language. Fluttershy wants to have a very important conversation with you, but she just doesn't seem to be making any sense. What is she trying to say?

Narration by ShellyDawg

Horns are a dangerous weapon. You can't just wave it around and use it willy-nilly. You need to be careful. You must use your horn safely. Anon goes on a journey to ensure that horns in Ponyville are properly protected.

Written for The Barcast
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest