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One night, Octavia decides to go check out one of Vinyl Scratch's big dancy, ravey, party... things. Everything goes about as well as you'd expect.


Cowritten with: Wuten the Narrator
Written for: The Lost Narrator and ObabScribbler

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Comments ( 28 )

Well, that was funny!:rainbowlaugh: Octavia's accent was a bit hard to understand at times but all in all a good story!

Holy hell that accent.

~Skeeter The Lurker

7137394 This might help.

7137439 Hmm, maybe it'll help me if I write a character who speaks with that accent. Probably won't but you never know.

...what have you done.

...yes.

Best. Octavia. Ever.

Octavia's accent was hilarious.

It'd be ah right shame if 'at ever 'appened tah me.

well done!!!!!

That took me about twice as long to read as normal because of Octavia's accent! I also hate you now. +1!

I SWER ON ME MUM, I’ll WAPFORD GAP YA DAFFY DAHN DILLY IF YA FIN’ THAT I’M NOT RELAXED

10/10

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Accent was all my doing. You're welcome~ :heart:

Magic. Simply magic.

I about fell over laughing from Octavia's accent.
Bloody hell that brilliant. Need more ponies like this.

ILL HAB EWE KNOW I WUZ HEAD OF THE PARTIES, SWEAR ON ME MUM.

I loved this.

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oi, m8, yer video's broke

I’ll WAPFORD GAP YA DAFFY DAHN DILLY

I don't know what this means, but I laughed. So help me, I laughed a lot.

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Oi m8. I fixed it. :heart:

... Oh god ... you actually did it ...

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What did you expect? :twilightsmile:

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DO NOT QUESTION THE DEPTHS OF DEPRAVITY THAT WE WILL SINK TO IN ORDER TO CHEER YOU UP, SCRIBBS. :trollestia:

.....am I dreaming? No, am I dead?....it's possible but I think its just the workings of...."things" with Priest and Wuten and that fetish of theirs with cockneytavia.

Regardless of the matter I think I'm in love with everything now because a blood vessel just popped in my head from the pure pleasure of Octavia's speech and the beauty of these lines of white powder were....tasty.

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TheY created god. And she is glorious.

7385456 Technically she isn't under influence, the author just gave her a cockney accent:derpytongue2:

that what utterly hilarious, Cockney is one of my favourite accents, and this was completely hilarious.:rainbowlaugh:

7488235 Woops, sorry, I sometimes have trouble understanding when people are serious on the internet. No foul?

wow i thought it was Australian tell that guy told said Cockney and i thought right he even said it wasn't regular British reading title fail for me. good on him and actuality a pretty good Cockney writin style

This was fucking great

The accent and dialect were both absolutely dreadful. Like, I can't even describe how inaccurate this is. I was born in South East London myself, so I'm a literal cockney, and I've never encountered half of these phrases or speech patterns, and the other half were either exaggerated, grievously misused, or made up. That, or Octavia has a very diverse sociolect, and a lose grasp on the meaning of 'cockney'.

It's fucking brilliant and I love it. 10/10 would 'U fuckin' wot' again.

 I’ll ‘ave ya kna that I ‘ave over three-hundred-“

This is making me regret making this comment in the first place. I'm fucking dead, kiddo.

(Tempted to make a hyper cockney rhyming slang version of that paragraph now.)

AAIQU

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