One night at Sweet Apple Acres, Apple Bloom hears strange noises in the house, and wakes up her sister for help. Because of that, Applejack and the family find out that Granny Smith isn't alone in her bedroom. Apparently, the mare found herself a special somepony; however, that pony isn't anyone that they would've ever expected.

Edit 6/19/20: Woooo, I got featured on Equestria Daily!

I want to thank Zyrian and Furion for proofreading this drunken idea of mine. Also, you can listen to an audio recording of the story here, as done by Voiceguy.

If horses read The Onion.

Most of the time, Applejack is honest. A lot of times, she's a dependable pony.

Then, sometimes, she's full of militant squirrels piloting her in a war with the Chipmunk Confederacy over a sacred acorn.

Diamond Tiara turns in a paper on pony magic.

Twilight finds a flea on her fur.

Her friends don't take it well.

When eating their lunches, an interesting group of girls comes into the cafeteria and hypnotizes the entire school with their siren song. It doesn't affect Rarity, but her attention is drawn towards something else about the lead singer.

Her hips.

Trixie just met the class president, Twilight-senpai, and now she's got this strange feeling in the pit of her stomach. Is it love? Is it a crush? Is it the expired soba bread she ate for breakfast? Well, according to the nurse, it's something rather common: Senpai Fever. Just one problem... it only has one known cure.

Trixie has to get Twilight-senpai to notice her.

Yeah, I'm gonna blame Pav for this one.

Most heroes aren't born; they are forged in the fires of tragedy and quenched in a pool of vengeance.
Witness the beginning of the Sharkmare's legend, and ride the wave of excitement as she battles her greatest foe.

(The gritty reboot of the legendary Sharktavia franchise, part of the Sharktaviaverse)

Pre-read by Derpator, that sexy beast.
Cover art by Lord Destrustor.

Vinyl Scratch is taking the next big step in her relationship, she's introducing her new girlfriend to her family. There's one slight hitch, she hasn't told them that her girlfriend isn't exactly a normal pony... or a pony at all for that matter.

Cover courtesy of Destrustor.
Edited by PegasusMesa

Queen Chrysalis believes she has just written her magnum opus.

Her editor, Crystal Night, disagrees.

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Edited by Cerulean Voice!