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Majin Syeekoh

That’s how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he’s like Pratchett’s Death, where he’s wholesome and caring. —RBDash47


When eating their lunches, an interesting group of girls comes into the cafeteria and hypnotizes the entire school with their siren song. It doesn't affect Rarity, but her attention is drawn towards something else about the lead singer.

Her hips.

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Yeah, this was funny. I'll let you live. :rainbowwild:

I only wish there were more.

I could watch that all day...

Majin Syeekoh
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I know, right?


I meant the arms...

Majin Syeekoh
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4795269 Arms are cool, too.

This ended so suddenly.... but it's great!
On another note, Hips Don't Lie is one of my fav songs!:heart:

Haven’t seen flanks like that since we slaughtered Bessie two days ago


I can relate why you wrote that :)

Majin Syeekoh
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4795375 I know, right? Thank you for understanding my yearnings!

They didn't animate those hips for nothing.

Majin Syeekoh
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4795648 They sure didn't.

XDXDXD :rainbowlaugh:

It had to be written...and I agree with you every step of the way. Heck, I even made a Deviantart submission regarding my thoughts toward it. Da-Yum, Dem Hips!! :rainbowkiss:

Majin Syeekoh
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I agree with you completely.



"Haven’t seen flanks like that since we slaughtered Bessie two days ago,” she said. She then lifted her head to face the girls. “That reminds me, who wants steak tonight?”

“ME!” Sunset Shimmer shouted, causing everyone at the table to slightly recoil.

“Why do you eat nothing but meat?” Fluttershy asked.

This is the best part.

Comment posted by nemryn deleted Aug 4th, 2014

Oh my.

Ooooo, would love more chapters

More... just.... more Please.

A funny little story, I enjoyed it!:twilightsmile: Don't worry Rarity, I couldn't help but notice dem hips too.:twilightsheepish:

That girl has got to go through a can of hairspray everyday.

Sometimes bad girls are sexy.

Majin Syeekoh
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Majin Syeekoh
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4799123 I know, right? I'd love to meet her hairstylist.

Can't say Adagio doesn't know what she's doing with those WMDs! This was worth the couple of laughs I got. :pinkiesmile:

Majin Syeekoh
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4799912 Indeed she does.


And thank you!


Someone should draw her as a bellydancer.

Majin Syeekoh
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These girls remind me of the Trix. (Not in a bad way.)

Which would make the mane six the Winx... It all fits!
Stella = Rarity
Musa = Rainbow Dash
Flora = Fluttershy
Bloom = Twilight Sparkle
Tecna = Pinkie Pie
Aisha/Layla = Applejack
The last one does not really work...


:pinkiehappy: "Silly Rarity, didn´t your realize all girls in Canterlot High have exactly the same hips?"

That was fun, I enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

At first I was afraid I was the only one checking out dem hips, then I stumbled upon this fic and realized that I indeed wasn't alone. I loved the animation and Adagio Dazzle have become my new EG favorite hip- I mean character. :twilightblush:

Good work and thank you for the laughter you brought me with this short fic. Good job. :raritywink::heart:

Pointless antagonist's hypnotic hips never fail.


Discord: Hypnosis
Chrysalis: Hypnosis
Sombra: Implicit and fanon hypnosis
Sunset Shimmer: gained mass hypnotic powers
Tirek: Eh
Adagio Dazzle: Hypnosis

Fuck this. Fuck this. Hypnosis OP. I'm done. Goodnight. Enjoy the hips, everypony.

:rainbowlaugh: Don't worry, Rarity, it's completely understandable.

I love this story because it happens a lot in life:raritystarry:

Majin Syeekoh
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5065582 Yes, yes it does.

5065586 I love your stories you should help me make one please:rainbowkiss:

Majin Syeekoh
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5065590 What does that even mean?:rainbowhuh:

5065597 Never mind I really love your stories that's all:scootangel:

Majin Syeekoh
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5065610 You know what, you are so inspirational because that story tells it like it is.

Majin Syeekoh
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5065626 Yes.

Yes it does.

4859326 actually for Adigo it's hipnosis

Will there be more?
I think we need more hips. :raritywink:

Majin Syeekoh
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5078854 He did.

Wut u gunna do bout it?


Well, I hate to be the butt of a joke, but I guess that's the sway it's gonna be


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