Drinking the serum is an extremely difficult choice, but at least you know it will turn you into a pony.

Right?

(A satire of, and salute to, the genre that once couldn't be stopped.)

Commissioned by iisaw. Proofread by Neko Majin C. Preread by Muruschio, Pickleless, KingMoriarty, Troubleshooter, and Ariamaki.

Twilight's new pet owl, Owlowiscious, is exactly what the doctor ordered for those late nights when Spike isn't there to help her. Now her biggest concern is making sure her Number One Assistant can get along with the newest member of their little family.

She totally didn't have to be concerned.

Many thanks to Syeekoh, Poo-san, and Kamikakushi for prereading this fic. They should've just put it down.

Sweetie Belle is bored and has had a not-so-good past couple of days. Bored and having nothing else to do to stimulate herself, she does some thinking on something Rarity mentioned the other day.

Thanks to Thunderbolt Sentinel for pre-reading and giving me valuable feedback.

Something's wrong with Scootaloo, at least that's what Applebloom thinks. Being the good friends that they are, she and Sweetie Belle strive to help their friend in anyway they can.

But sometimes, there's even things that super-best friends can't help with...

Rated F for Feels.

Diamond Tiara finds out what 'rape' is from a very realiable source, and decides that she wants to try it out. Together with Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara 'rapes' her three favourite targets, and soon a new trend spreads throughout the school.

The adults of Ponyville are very, very concerned.

NOTE: There is NO foalcon in this story, nor is there anything of any sexual nature, rape or consensual. If you wish to understand, feel free to read on :3

Considered one of the headlining matches of the Friendship Games, the twerk battle replaces physical strength with more finesse, flair, and a whole lot of mobility.

Now, Canterlot High's best grind girls must give it their all to take on their Crystal Prep counterparts in a battle of the best twerk dance team, because in twerk, it’s who puts in the most work.

Editors and Proofreaders:
DustyPwny
8wolfvenom8

Twilight Sparkle sees things for what they truly are.

Editing thanks to Doccular42 and PegasusMesa.

Pre-read by Rainedash

...or, the season 3 finale, if it had been written by Joss Whedon, only partly in the style of Cormac McCarthy but with more grammar and punctuation.

This is a sad story with no character development and nothing much to say. You should probably read one of my other stories instead. If you read it, read it with dark text on a white background; explanatory spoilers are in white text.

But you shouldn't read it.

What did you expect when a two hundred and fifty pound horse hits you at the speed of sound?

Everybody loves Flash Sentry. Well, everybody except Flash Sentry, which is exactly why he's trying to convince everyone else to hate him while unknowingly going about his own ironic existence.

Inspired by the 'Self-loathing Flash Sentry' idea at the OC panel at BronyCon 2016 which was proposed by Razalon The Lizardman.
'Other' tag is for background EqG characters and anyone else who isn't Flash.
Don't take this story seriously and I'm totally not responsible if you're injured.
With help from ElderXelpud, who made the cover art.