Something's wrong with Scootaloo, at least that's what Applebloom thinks. Being the good friends that they are, she and Sweetie Belle strive to help their friend in anyway they can.
But sometimes, there's even things that super-best friends can't help with...
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This was inspired by a recently Rage Reviewed fic, huh?
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What? No, how could you even say such a thing? The nerve of you, implying that this is somehow poking fun at something (or a certain genre).
I would never stoop so low.
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Lel.
Anyway, glad to read and help out anyway I can.
This started off too normal, and then became a Dropbear fic. Needs more Nigel.
It was nice
I couldn't help but laugth during all the fic at how oblivious Sweetie was.
Even when it was supposed to be sad.
Am I a monster ?
Or is it because of too much Internet ?
Huh I don't know why I saw this coming from a mile away...What is wrong with me!
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Yes, yes you are a monster.
Rainbow Dash will be aound to deal with you shortly.
For some reason, I thought this was funny. Where's the comedy tag? Scootaloo being a crazy killer is funny for some reason.
Well, this went in an unexpected direction. And that last line is gold. Have an up.
We already know what's wrong with Scootaloo. She's orange. Like Applejack.
Nobody likes orange horses.
Too bad she didn't managed to escape, after all, who could believe that a little filly like to hit his father? She could only need to try in another town.
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It would spoil the 3000 words of deception.
7494118 Did anypony in G4 ever want to know who Scootaloo is or where she comes from, except that she's a biker? She might be living in CMC clubhouse since it was built, even...
The implications are all sad, regardless of what other secrets Rainbow, Applejack, Twilight, or changelings might have. Rainbow in the prison - that just doesn't work, it'll make her mad unless they offer her a simulated Equestria as a prison. Twilight might likely not let her be caught, but whether it happens or not, Twilight can only make it worse because she's making it worse now.
Best if the rest of Equestria doesn't know what strange is happening. Not that they can fix it.
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The injustice needs to end
#orangelivesmatter
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Racist.
#ponylivesmatter
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Tell that to the millions of orange families torn apart every year by the upper class. Orange ponies get gunned down for walking in the street minding their own business. Out of all the royal guards, which one is the one people hate so much? Flash Sentry. Yeah, that's right--the orange one.
Well enough is enough. For too long the orange ponies have lived under the whites and the purples and the greens and the blues and the blacks and the reds and the lavenders and the beiges and the grays and the crimsons and the teals and the yellows and the mauves and the burgundies and the off-whites. The time has come to rise up and throw off the yokes of oppression.
The time of the orange ponies has come.
#sombradidnothingwrong
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We are being oppressed by the Oranges too.
Not a day goes by when a non-orange pony loses their job or is subject to public discrimination because they slipped up and used the taboo term 'tangerine'. Not a day goes by when academic institutions give positions to Orange students to fulfil an Orange quota while cutting off more-intelligent, non-orange ponies; companies give promotions or job openings to Orange ponies while passing over more talented ponies out of fear of being called racist.
Even the sacred ground of comedy is being pervaded by this nonsense. Comedians lose their jobs over humour deemed by Orange ponies to be racist towards them, yet barely bat an eyelid towards racist humour directed at ponies of other colour. Orange ponies now appear more frequently on movies and TV shows as important characters thanks to the Media's attempt to come off as "Progressive" and "Liberal" regardless of the Orange ponies's skill in acting. If anybody tries to give legitimate criticism, they get branded as "Racists" and are promptly shuffled off the stage.
What's more, they've started "safe spaces," places where only Orange ponies can gather in order to escape "the Oppressive, non-Orange system." and discuss how much they hate society while living off the fruits of non-orange ponies' labour.
Worst of all, they are revising history, false, revisionist history that they are trying to teach our foals in Magic Kindergarten. They are trying to teach them that Orange ponies had grand, advanced civilisations in the ancient past before the non-orange ponies came and enslaved them, ignoring the fact that Griffons, Donkeys and Mules did the most of the enslaving and even other Orange Ponies, with the tagline, "We were Princesses and Horse Hockey."
Open your eyes, sheeple. They are Regressive Liberals, shutting down free speech in the name of freedom and love.
Ignorance is Strength. War is Peace. Slavery is Freedom.
How did I do?
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I can't keep the sarcasm up anymore. It's making my tummy hurt.
7494391 Okay. Take some antacids, then.
7494118 I like both Applejack and Scootaloo
how could you make Scootaloo being a crazy killer?
A glorious subversion
Fun to read at the end. Didn't expect this to happened.
What in the name of f**l did I just read
Nice.
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The same way so many writers make her have an abusive father and suicidal tendencies.
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Scootabuse at it's finest form.
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I was thinking more of the sixty round 'banana' clip. It amuses me.
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That aside, amusing read, senpai.
DAMN! You could teach Shyamalan something about how to make a twist!
this has question's running through my skull what the hell kind of stuff have you been watching
Tries too hard.
2nd most unexpected plot twist I've ever encountered. Great job
So we all gonna ignore the fact twilight just happened to own an AK47...
Alright sure why not. It's not like anything else makes sense anymore
Was a funny ending. Only issue I have, is that an Automatic AK-47 will only click once if you depress the trigger and hold it till it empties. They don't have any mechanisms that will even make a lot of noise if you pull it again after.
Guns are fun.
good stuff, i approve!
Well...i suppose apples are to blueberries.
As rainbow factory is to scootabuse.
Very interesting imagination ya got there dropbear.
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Holy shit.
That was moving.
Strangely enough, that is exactly what's happening in Manehattan, Trottingham, Las Pegasus, Los Alicorn, and Canterlot right now.
I'm pretty sure you would not be arrested for killing someone who was a threat to another's life.
You know this reminded me of another story I read a long time ago that had a good story and everything, but had an ending so disappointing I completely repressed that it ever existed. I mean it was repressed until this story reminded me of it again.
At any rate despite the silliness that this story turned out to be I do have one question that is still nagging me. If Scootaloo was in fact the abuser then where did she get her bruises and if it wasn’t from abuse, why did she feel the need to hide them?
I know I’m probably just overthinking a story that was obviously a joke. But still these questions will haunt me. Well, at least until after I repress this story.
what the actual fuck?!?!