Spitfire has a call sign, just like every other Wonderbolt. However, she tries to keep hers a secret, and it's FAR worse than "Rainbow Crash."

Based on season 6, episode 7: "Newbie Dash."

Fair warning: Written in about an hour and a half and with minimal editing.

You are the only human in Equestria, and have taken residence in the Crystal Empire. After becoming a member of the Crystal Guard, you got to see your favourite candyfloss pink Princess everyday.

Recently, there's been an opening for the position of Cadance's Personal "Snuggle Officer". You will do anything it takes to become the newest Snuggle Officer, and nothing will stop you.

Not even Flash Sentry.

While in Manehattan, trying to help Applejack with a problem, Twilight Sparkle runs into an old enemy. But Trixie seems to have changed for the better. She's settled down and started a fashion business. It's all Twilight could have hoped for the once ostentatious mare.

And sweet Celestia, her ass looks fantastic.

"...shot through with some quiet existential despair..." -horizon

Finished 69th out of 101 entries in the March 2015 writeoff, "The Best Medicine". Cover art by mrs1989!

Sunset Shimmer loans Pinkie Pie a thumb drive.

Except that it's the wrong thumb drive. And that it contains exactly what you'd expect to find in the wrong thumb drive to loan away.

Rated Teen and Sex for discussions of pornography and self-love.

During class, Sunset Shimmer receives a strange note from Twilight Sparkle.

After she decodes the message, Sunset must decide how to proceed.

Tonight, Soarin and Rainbow Dash are going to try experimenting in the bedroom. Rainbow's a little nervous about Soarin's strange request. She doesn't want to hurt him, both figuratively and literally, so she goes to get some advice before the big night.

Written for the Monthly Shipfics group.

Princess Celestia accidentally sends Luna back to the moon. She doesn’t want to wait another thousand years for her sister to return so she requests help from the space agency to help retrieve Luna before she gets irritated.

If only Luna would be a bit more cooperative with the rescue team.

Cover art by Brunursus

"Terror strikes Ponyville as an undead ruler roams the streets! Its shops and houses lay abandoned at her moaning hooves, and only one brave soul can save it! Will she have the heart though?"

"...Pinkie, shut up."

Written a couple weeks back, so none of my followers worry, please.

A rough comic rendition done by my patreon partner Knotted. Final will not be coming, as we have too much else to work on, so he provided the cover instead.

At first, Princess Celestia was only in your bed. Then she was still in your bed. Now, she has stolen all of your bed sheets and refuses to leave that same bed.

So what could this have to do with the fate of all mankind?

Spin-off of Princess Celestia Is In Your Bed.

Entry into ocalhoun's Big 250K Contest.

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Twilight gets called into a meeting with Luna and Celestia. The kingdom is hurting for money and there's only one way to get rich quick. Celestia is going to have to film them making porn.

Written for the Monthly Shipfics group.

YouTube Reading by Scarlett Blade - Here

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