Maud Pie is evil. Maud Pie is scarily hyper-competent. And Maud Pie has been plotting for years on how to take the Equestrian throne by conquest.

Fortunately for Equestria, she's still obsessed with rocks.

T rating is for a heavily sexually suggestive scene.

Cover art belongs to shrusxaiken, used with permission.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders cut the tails off their sisters. It goes well. Sort of.

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Twilight settles an unusual court case, while lacking a reasonable amount of caffeine in her system.

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Salt is a terrible substance. Once a pony starts licking it, they can't stop.
It takes a truly brave soul to leave it behind...

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