Celestia and Luna have wasted themselves at one of their annual new year’s parties as per usual. With new resolutions both princesses take the rest of the night off to rest, but as they sleep their magic spirals out of control and turns their drunken dreams into the new Equestria. No pony realizes that this Equestria is just a drunken dream except for Pinkie Pie who teams up with an unlikely ally to change Equestria back to normal.

Twilight Sparkle, a new ruler in Equestria, has only been a princess for a few weeks. She just returned from an adventure in a new world that she never knew of, but she still doesn't feel ready for life as a leader. On the other hoof, Flash Sentry is just a new member of the Canterlot Royal Guard. As a member of the guard, his job is to protect the three princesses in Canterlot, as well as tour with them wherever they go. This turns into a romantic relationship, and they live happily ever after.

Actually, no they don't. That only happens in fairy tales.

Rated Teen for suggestive scenes and innuendo jokes, but if you know me you know that my stories are always the PG rated version, where the acts aren't described after kissing or touching. This story takes place after Equestria Girls but before Season 4, not including any new developments in the series or comics after the movie.

Artwork by: cat4lyst.
Edited/Pre-read by: Gemstone The Unicorn (final chapter only).
External Links: Goodreads.

First Story: A Guard and a Princess.
Second Story: A Prince and a Princess.

When Diamond Tiara is accused of stealing lunch money from Dinky Doo, she is put on trial by her class. Apple Bloom, who believes Diamond Tiara to be innocent, takes the stand to defend her.

Note: The Dark tag is only there "Just in Case". I'm pretty sure nothing goes quite THAT dark, I'm just being safe.

Discord has broken free of his stone prison and has taken over Equestria. Some have gone mad under his rule, while others are either mind wiped by him to love his world, or tremble in fear from it.

All except for the Element of Laughter... She instead throws a party with her new friends, absolutely having the time of their lives.

But darker things are underfoot in Discord rule... But really. Are we all that surprised?

There are secrets that you tell nopony. But when a friend, a good good friend, asks you about your past, would you give him what he asks for?

This is a sequel to "The Matter of Friendship", and I highly recommend reading that first.

After a long night of celebrating The Defeat of Discord by Harmony, Pinkie is ready to have an equally long rest. Discord, however, has other plans for the pink pony.

Just for a little bit. That's what Pinkie had said when she asked Discord to watch the bakery and the twins for her. Well, a little bit has just gone out the window. Discord has no idea what a life-changing experience he's about to go through.
A light-hearted comedy with a little retrospective thrown in about what happens to Discord when he has to be responsible.
Picture from Mickeymonster.

Don't get Pinkie Pie wrong; she hates Discord, and didn't mean to set him free...

...Well, it's not that she hates Discord.

She likes him.

...I mean, she likes the chocolate rain he made, but she hates the chaos.

...Um...actually, she doesn't hate the chaos; it's kinda fun really...

...Technically speaking though, she dislikes the chaos, but it's cool to-

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Oh geez, what has she gotten herself into...

A DiscordXPinkie Pie ( DisPie / Pinkord ) fanfiction.

{This story voids the episode of 'Keep Calm and Flutter On'}

On a cloudy day, four friends find refuge at Rarity's Boutique over a barrel of cider. But when Twilight Sparkle flies home from Canterlot to see her friends early, can she understand what's really going on?

I've spent the majority of my life tilling the desolate land in which I live. Every day, I wake up to move useless rocks from one location to another. This is an archaic line of work that my family has clung to for generations. It is a dull, grey existence.

Today, I have woken up in a strange room, lying in a bed that isn't mine. I'm surrounded by five mares whom I've never seen in my life. They claim to be my friends, and expect me to bring joy to the hearts of everypony.

Joy? I don't think I've ever experienced this for myself, so how am I supposed to thrust it upon others?

My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, and I'm not sure what to make of this situation.