An innocent debate over a popular meme leads to awkward banter between The Dazzlings. It's a case of misunderstanding and comedic banter, as they try to find a meaning in one of the strangest forms of slang they've ever heard of.

Edited by Dramamaster829

*Part of the Siren AU Continuity*

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This story is a sequel to A Fate Worse Than Tartarus

Featured July 27, 2020

In another world, Cozy Glow triumphed. In another world Cozy Glow was able to gain the power of chaos and the alicorns, defeat the forces of Equestria, betray her allies, and seal them all in Tartarus

Now the Empress rules over the Magical Super Duper Kingdom of Cozyland. She claims to have united all of the creatures of the world in friendship. In reality, she has oppressed them equally under her iron hoof.

To Cozy, it appears that nothing can stop her now.

Until she faces a challenge that she never planned for: her mother.

Her mother is excited about her filly's new career, and the middle-aged mare plans to make her the best empress ever, kicking and screaming.

Another AU of the series finale. This is a separate continuity from "Never Break A Promise To Your Mom."

Celestia and Luna are back from their vacation. Now that retirement is fast approaching, Celestia's a little antsy about what to do with her free time. When she looks back at all the memories she had, she suddenly gets an idea. Maybe she should try out something she did before, something she thought she hated the first time around....

Luna's not going to like it.

Edited with the help of Salnalus. Featured on 8/16/2019.

Many of the ponies think that Nightmare Moon has ceased to exist, but what nopony knows, is that actually, she is living in the old castle of Everfree Forest, thinking of a way to get revenge on Celestia.

After she finds a pool that is capable of making clones, she sees the perfect opportunity to get revenge at Celestia. The only problem it's that her clone is very cheerful and only speaks "eternal night."

The Fluttershark: elusive; yellow and pink; lots of teeth.

Also practices friendship. Underwater.

Swim faster.

Cover image taken with permission from Beach Day by Alasou.

Alternate forms:
* Youtube reading by StraightToThePointStudio
* Russian translation by GORynytch
* Chinese translation by Nova Twinkle
* Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI

Equestria has been doing some shady stuff for a while now. The Student 6, after nearly being killed by Discord (A conversation point for another day), are now realizing just that fact.

Like, seriously what the heck? Why does Celestia own their culture's artifacts?

Written because Season 8's Episode; A Matter of Principals sorta rubbed me the wrong way XD

Can the Crystal Empire survive an attack from Chrysalis' most powerful weapon?

Thanks to Speccer for some proofreading and 2ManySnacks for the idea.

Rainbow Dash kills herself.

Again.

And it's up to Twilight and the girls to bring her back.

Again.

*****

Originally written for the Through Fire writeoff event; thank you to all the reviewers there for helping me polish this story up.

Cover art by perfect-for-any-occasion mimbl.exe.

Now available in Spanish, courtesy of SPANIARD KIWI.

Feather Bangs was enjoying the Nightmare Night festival in Ponyville. He tries to make it better by flirting with a mare by the name of Inky Rose. When Inky denies Feather, he tries a new approach by dressing up and pretending to be a goth pony like her.

While cleaning up Twilight Sparkle's former laboratory, Lemon Zest stumbles upon a bag containing an unknown white powdery substance. Hijinks ensue when she discovers what it actually does!

Contains: Nudity, suggestive themes, drug references.

Update 11/6/2020: I finally got around to drawing a cover image!