You are a human, Anonymous, that has lived in Equestria for two years. After a Hearth's Warming Eve spent together, Anonymous goes through a revolutionary phase when he realizes that Rainbow Dash, his closest friend in this world, has been harboring feelings for him that he never even noticed. How did he never notice? Why him, and not a stallion? Is he some kind of xenophiliac deep down?

Rated for language, along with various sexual-themed exploits. But no sex. Because sex with pastel-colored horses shouldn't be posted on websites that are meant to be browsed by anyone who can click a check box on a dropdown list used by anyone browsing a website. Or at least made to be more secure than that. Because really, who would want to read something like that?

This story has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit the prose-reading mind.

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Links to Commando Pony's reading:
Chapters 1-4
Chapters 5-8

UPDATE! The original version of this story was recently added to the /mlp/ collaboration of "Tales To Fap Too - Volume #3". You can purchase the paperback version here (all proceeds go to charity):
Link to paperback version
Again, it is the unedited version, so you'll be reading it in full 4chan greentext format. Also, you'll get spoilers. Spoilers everywhere.

It was a surprise that Dash offered a kiss as a prize at the charity auction. It was a surprise that the colts were as "enthusiastic" as they were. It was a surprise that Dash didn't leap on the colts and beat them for their comments.

But, the biggest surprise of all was which one of her friends bid on her kiss... and why.

Rainbow Dash and Spike have one thing in common: both are in love with each other's best friends. Spike takes it upon himself to help Rainbow find love with Twilight in return for help with Rarity. As the two learn more about each other in every failed attempt, they begin to fall for someone they'd never have expected to.

Eventual SpikeDash. Special thanks go to TalltalePony and Vexy for their help and advice. Written for the Rainbow Dash group's contest!

Hey, didja know that there's actually quite a bit more to Equestria than most ponies know, at least geographically? Yep, there is. Why haven't ya heard of it? Well, the parts where most ponies live are the living, farming type areas, where everything is green and whatnot. There's actually an industrial area, smack-dab on the Stalliongrad-Equestrian border, pretty far up North. That, fillies and gentlecolts, is where I live.

My name is Crimson Bloom, and I'm one of the only Bat-Ponies on the entire face of Equis that aren't either serving in Luna's Royal Guard or hiding in the deep caverns of the ground. During the day, I work in a iron mine. My night job, though, is a bit different; I'm a waitress at a bar. Lots of filthy miners and Stalliongradi refugees like to hang out there, makes for good tips.

One day - the one that this story of mine'll start in - something kinda weird happens when I get inside my second job; everyone's quiet, nervous, pretty jumpy. Why? That'd be The Alien, aka Ole' Deadeye. He got here on Equis three years ago and kind of started wandering. Guess he somehow winded up her, at my bar. Guess what? That night changed my life forever...wanna hear why...? (Not a clopfic, by the way.)

(P.S. Adventures suck!)

Inspired, in part, by Left With a Kiss by Comet Burst, with some elements similar to those of Romantically Apocalyptic, and, of course, my own flair.

Also, expect some steampunk influence.

I should also probably mention that the cover image is slightly inaccurate; that's not really what "'Ole Deadeye" looks like. Anyway, congratulations if you actually read the entire description; have a cookie.

Onward to glory! Read, read my pretties, read, read!

Thanks!

Comet takes his job too seriously. Angel doesn't take anything seriously.

Comet joined to protect kingdom and princess(es). Angel joined for adventure and danger.

Comet isn't interested in mares. Angel can't stop talking about stallions.

Comet is a pegasus. Angel is a bat pony.

Together, this unlikely duo goes through life as Royal Guards from basic training to fully fledged guardsponies. Who knows? Maybe they'll even start to get along.

Cover art by slawomiro.

"If I have to taste that kind of suffering, then it's better just not to have friends from the start."
— Shinji Ikari
"I've learned that friendship isn't always easy. But I believe without a doubt that it's worth fighting for."
— Twilight Sparkle

Shinji thought his life couldn't get any worse. Getting beat up at school, being alone all his life with no one to call a friend, and saving the world without any acknowledgment or appreciation were just a few of the things that made Shinji regret coming to Tokyo-3. A lavender unicorn with a tiara falling on him while he was taking a bath didn't exactly help his ego either.

Fantastical cover-art done by the amazing Doctor Tastybeaver.

An MLP/Neon Genesis Evangelion story.

If you haven't watched Evangelion before, I suggest that you don't. It keeps the story as a new experience like I intended of it. Currently rebuilding, probably a better idea to check this out later when the next chapter pops up.

P.S. First story. Yay.

A dragon wanders through a starless night, into a land that banished him centuries ago. Never did he imagine he would return to the world that cursed his very existence, but when the sun and moon failed to rise one fateful day, something compelled him to begin the long journey home to the princess who shattered his heart.

Spike and Spitfire, one a dragon and the other a Wonderbolt, were unknowingly brought together by a day neither wish to remember in the slightest; Spike nearly levelled the town he loved and called home, while Spitfire witnessed the true might and fury of a dragon, and nearly lost close friends and team mates in the process.

Needless to say, the experience left them both with their own mental and emotional scars, scars which show no sign of healing quickly nor easily.

So when nightmares, guilt, and perhaps a slight twist of fate (courtesy of some annoyingly persistent friends trying to help) brings the two together again, and a potential chance to make peace and move on arises to each through the other, both decide it's at least worth a shot.

But, as is sometimes the case, even the best laid plans can have unexpected results.

Main - SpikeXSpitfire
Secondary - SoarinXDash
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Author: Freelancer
Co-author/Editor: Edragon (has since left FimFiction)

Rainbow Dash has always relied on her friends for moral support. But when the biggest competition of her life comes, who's there to support her?

Entry for SpikeDash competition, but really, I'm just doing this out of the love I have for this pairing. I raise my glass to all the supporters and lovers of the pairing, as well as Vexy, who's words of inspiration were "DO IT FILLY!"

Sorry for the minuscule size of this chapter, I wanted to finish as fast as I could. FORWARD TO THE CHARGE! Also, this is only going to be about four chapters, so yeah...

Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An everypony story.

(Cover image by Rannva)