"Mind thy work. Honor thy kin. Stay away from Holder's Boulder."

Marble disobeyed the warnings.

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Audiobook by Scribbler Productions.
Edited by GaryOak.
Cover art by Mica Halligan.
Written for Scribblefest 2016.
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Twilight looked over to her dear mentor, Princess Celestia, and found she had once again fallen asleep mid-lesson. Her intense debate on awakening the princess was cut short when the decision was taken out of her hooves.

“Huh? Oh. Twilight, I am so sorry for falling asleep again. I think we need to reschedule this for tomorrow morning.”

Twilight nodded. After all, Princess Celestia was obviously overworked. If only there was something she could do to help.

Now with a dramatic reading courtesy of DRWolf.
Additionally, there’s a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi over on Deviant Art.

Current Episode: Season Zero – Episode One
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Art created from images by Tim015 and ShilaDaLioness.

Sunset's always been into bad boys, but how bad is too bad?

When they unironically call themselves a Dark Lord? Yeah. That might be too bad...

Written for the May 2021 Pairing Contest by the Original Pairings Group.

Won First Prize in the Sunset Shimmer X EG Villain Shipping Contest!

Sex tag is just for comments made in story. Thanks to Short Tale for editing!

Stress is driving Princess Twilight Sparkle crazy, but at least she seems able to regain control of herself once per week.

Oddly enough, Twilight's friends would love to put a stop to that... but Twilight controls a lot more than she realizes.

Even when it hurts, there are times it pays to lose control.

When Twilight creates an amulet that bestows ultimate knowledge, she must face her greatest foe yet -- statistics!

My entry in the second Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Competition! Written in one hour and unedited. Based on the prompt: "Technically Not Terrible."

Fillies don't usually go to Tartarus.

Celestia didn't want there to be an exception.

But Cozy Glow wouldn't let Celestia be merciful, no matter how hard she tried.

Edit: Featured 2/15/2019! HOLY FREAKIN' HECKITY MY FIRST FEATURE!!

There are three underrated things in this universe:
1. The Mentally Advanced Series
2. Subset of the above: Thrackerzod
3. My Own Writing
By combining all of these elements of I have created this.

Thrackerzod (Sweetie Belle from the mentally advanced universe) is trying to being a normal pony, despite the fact that she is an eldrtich abomination. Luckily, I don't think anyone has caught on yet. This is some of her story.

Everyone is out of character because it's based on the characters established in the greatest abridged series of all time.

Two old friends have lunch and discuss their children. Nothing strange about that, is there?

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A short little scene inspired by the works of Aragon, and Day 2 of the Seventh Anniversary Story Bomb.

Everypony thought Pinkie was just being her usual, bizarre self. When she started acting strange while talking about a new friend she had made, they just chalked it up to "Pinkie being Pinkie."
They shouldn't have assumed that.

Contains: Lovecraftian elements, demonic summoning, ignoring potential dangers, and Pinkie not knowing what she's doing

Ponyville is celebrating its history wrong. Luckily, Twilight is there to explain things to them!

A commission for Multiversecruise, based on the prompt: "Write a story about season 1 twilight, with her sarcastic, no-nonsense attitude still learning to deal with Pinkie's Pinkieness!"