It can get so boring up there in Canterlot, so to alleviate that Discord tries his talon at writing the most offensive literature his twisted mind can conceive.
Trixie appears once more in Ponyville, babbling about how she is supposed to be the Element of Magic and how Celestia is the evil Tyrant Sun. Has she gone insane? Or is something larger happening?
Octavia is a normal pony by most standards, but that soon changes. In her family, there is a music box. It may seem to be ordinary, but that was before the Templars got involved. Now she has a choice: kill, or be killed.
Yep, just your basic HiE fic. Except I don't get into Equestria as a human. Or pony. Nope, I just had to get changed into a Helicoprion. If you didn't already know, it's an extinct shark.