Just a quick update letting ya'll imaginary followers know that I'm still alive. Does this mean that I'm finally going to write something? Absolutely not.

~The @$$hole that owns this account

So I finally decided to get off my ass and work on that Nightmare Night story that I was going to write like, what, three years ago? But now it won't work right, because it stars the Cutie Mark Crusaders and I was going to use their quest for cutie marks as a gimmick to set my plot in line, but then last Saturday's episode happened.

Now what?

I haven't written anything in along time, but I don't feel like working on any of the big projects that I have already started. I just want to sit down and write something without too much thought. It would give me something to do and maybe slow the deterioration of my brain over the summer. I guess. Maybe. I don't know. Anyway, I guess I just need a real simple story prompt idea that I can improv off of for a while and maybe publish.

Whatever.

Signed
~me

No longer am I Melvin G. Biv. Now, I am Scribophiliac the Storyteller. This will be my new persona. That is all.

Happy Reading!
~The Scribophiliac

Anybody here like dark stuff? Like grimdark stuff? I'm talking Steven King levels of killing everybody off here.

Do you like Rainbow Factory?

If you said yes to any of these questions, you might be interested in a story I'm developing. If you said no, please refrain from investigating further. That is all.

Cheerio!
~Melvin G. Biv

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To Whom it May Concern,

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I am pleased to announce that as the third place winner of the Expository category in a district Speech meet, I will be heading to the State meet later this month as an alternate in said event. I suppose that says something about my writing skills.

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