If there's one thing that King Sombra misses most, it's being inside his old Empire. Sadly, both Shining Armor and Princess Cadence currently rule there in his stead.

Now if only there was a proper way around those two idiots.

Original artwork by Keriwi1: HERE!

Pinkie Pie sits alone in a room with an unopened box. What's in the box, you ask?

Only everything.

Twilight Sparkle has spent Thirteen Years living in the wasteland once known as Equestria. All of her friends have faded from existence. She has Nopony left... besides all of the mannequins she constructed to keep her company. But when Sweetie Bell emerges from the fog, everything changes. Is all hope still lost? Or will Equestria be reborn like a Phoenix from the ashes?

After their last adventure, things get worse... A lot worse. They've defeated countless enemies, Discord, Trixie, Chrysalis, Sombra, Night mere Moon, No problem... But what happens when the villains work together?

With the Summer Sun Celebration coming up, Pinkie Pie has just made the best cake she's ever made! All she needs is one cherry to put on top of it. Her only issue is that the cherry is inside of a glass jar. One that Pinkie can't seem to open.

"Wait, so you're telling me that you 'accidentally' burned down Canterlot Castle and need to stay with me until it's fixed?"
"Let's just say that Cadance kicked us out before we even showed up."

Celestia "accidentally" burns down Canterlot Castle, forcing her and Luna to stay in Twilight's castle until it's rebuilt. Let's just say that Cadance said "No"

Best shitpost story ever

Featured 1/1/15.

Revived after like 6 years lol.

Inspired by the track 'She's a Glitch' by TeiThePony on Youtube, which is a remix of 'She's a Pony' by General Mumble (Poowis), which is in turn a cover of 'She's a Pirate'.

Twilight visits Sugar Cube Corner to make an order, but gets more than she bargained for when Pinkie Pie bursts out of the basement and is acting very strange... Well, stranger than usual. Not only that, but the Cakes are hiding something. What's with Carrot's Labcoat? What's with the lack of subtlety in Pinkie defiance of physics? And who does Soarin really love?

My first shot at a One-Shot... hehe. In preparation for the epic one. Also, one of my pre-readers suggested the dark tag due to... well, you'll see. Tell me if you think otherwise.

The SCP Foundation had been everywhere on the internet; from the sites to the game. But nobody really knew that it had acctually existed...
SweetieBelle, now older and with her cutie mark, has been confirmed to be in the Class-D to test some of the SCP's. But something terrible happens on her first day on-the-job...
THANK YOU TO Pixelstarpony ON dA FOR THE COVER! I'd be screwed without you ;-;
(Based off of the reaction of a few My Little Foundation players.)

LOVE - TOLERATE - FRIENDSHIP

Twilight and her five friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one that they knew. Sitting on a bench is Harpsy and Babar. The Doctoress avoids apples from an aspiring Applebuck. And in a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try to decipher the appearance of filly look-alikes of themselves around Ponyville!

This story is a sequel to Starlight Glimmer gets dunked on

Starlight is absolutely engulfed with rage. Because of her naivety, she expected Sans to actually spare her when she played the Genocide route. Still reeling from her failure to beat him last time, and having nightmares that taunt her over this, one thing is for certain. She won't be making the mistake of showing him mercy again, no matter how bad it makes her look.

It's too bad Twilight has left her uninformed about what happens AFTER Sans. Otherwise, Starlight would've let it be.

Note from Author: This will probably be a pretty short fic.

Sort of a crossover with Undertale. Contains spoilers for Undertale's Genocide route

Reading the first fic is recommended.