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With Granny Smith's health in a slow decline, and Sweet Apple Acre sales also suffering, Applejack becomes despondent. Rumors of a mystical tree of life, bearing magic fruit, rekindle a flame within her, and she tackles the issue the only way she knows how - head-on.

Sequel to 'Forbidden Fruit': 'Unintended' (Shipping/Slice of Life)
Fic is rated Teen for brief alcohol use, mild language, and discussions of death.
Featured on Equestria Daily! Thanks to everyone who has read, reviewed, and commented!

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Twilight insists on lending Rarity a trashy risqué book. Rarity really wishes she’d turned it down.


Gift fic for RBDash47 who also did the cover art!

You can also read this story and others on my personal website! c:

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Celestia has been dating Rarity for a few months now and was under the impression everything was perfect. Except, for some reason she cannot understand, Rarity has taken to… keeping her distance.

Literally.


Read this story and others on my website, Hollow Shades!

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Rarity and Twilight go on a completely normal date. Nope, certainly nothing out of the ordinary here! Don't check the character tags.


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The Cumulus. There's no finer mattress in the world. It's just like sleeping on a cloud, because that's exactly what you're doing. It just happens to be a cloud that's been saturated with pegasus magic, to the point where anypony (and anyone) can rest upon it. The support is perfect, the temperature ideal, and Rainbow would do a lot to own one -- except saving up for it, because that's clearly stupid.

But the company has a factory in Canterlot. One which just started offering tours to the public. So in theory, all she has to do is get in there, see how it's done, and then apply that to creating one herself. Getting locked in after hours wasn't part of that plan, but if you're going to be stuck anywhere at night...

A mare who loves sleep, and sixty of the world's best mattresses.

Welcome to one of the worst nights of Rainbow's life.


Cover art provided by Rambling Writer, with thanks.

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages. The current Ko-Fi drive is for a new mattress. That is why this story exists.)

(The author is not subtle.)

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The waiter has just made a very funny mistake. See, he thinks Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Rarity are all dating, when it's actually just Twilight and Dash. Rarity thinks it's very funny not to correct him. Now how far can she take the joke?

A spiritual sequel to Flimsy Pretexts, written as a response to the effervescent Monochromatic. An effort to close our loop of RariTwi x Dash, then RariDash x Twi - naturally there needed to be a TwiDash x Rarity for balance.

Preread by Pearple Prose and Undome Tinwe

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Twilight's just received her official government escort license, which allows her to legally take on passengers during a teleport. Unfortunately, the fee was hideously expensive -- enough to completely wipe out all her spare bits. And there's a major purchase coming up which she refuses to put off. So what better way to raise the money than by giving her freshly-approved skill a workout? After all, it's winter, it's cold, ponies will get home all the faster, and since Twilight knows what 'escort' means, so will everypony else.

It's probably best not to bet on that last part.


(Part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group -- but can be read as a stand-alone, and no knowledge of the other stories is required. New members and trope edits are welcome.)

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

Current cover art by Harwick: please contact him for commission rates. Original cover art by EquesTRON.

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Every town has its secrets, and Ponyville is no different. There are tales of a mysterious Party Pony, one who sneaks into houses and leaves cake for ponies’ birthdays. 

But nopony knows the truth.

She’s real. 

And she’s a lot friendlier than even the rumors say.


Written for the Choices contest.

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Twilight's first blind date is a total success... until her companion asks her to do something dirty. But hey, everyone is doing it! ... right?


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Cover based on the images from:
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Proofread by Ginger and Grammarly :duck:

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Heather Rose, a flower farmer, just wants to live a simple life with her friends, family, and flowers. Unfortunately, she lives in Ponyville.

A Proper Heath: For Proper Prim, her craft is everything--so when the stagehooves can't find flowers evocative of the heath, she takes matters into her own hooves.

In Ponyville, she finds what she's looking for--and Heather Rose finds a new friend from Canterlot.


Steam, Snow, Salt, and Stamps Returning to Ponyville after Hearth's Warming, a broken train locomotive gives Heather Rose a chance to make a new friend.

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