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I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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Behind Celestia's graceful smile and kind eyes, secrets are hidden with a thousand years of practice. The whispered legends of her depravity hide a dark grain of truth, hidden in the mists of time: the clash with Nightmare Moon left her with scars that will never heal.


This was written before Season 4: it's in a Season 3 universe.
An eighth chapter, by Icebox Froggie, is on its way, and will be added to the story at some point.


Wonderful Cover Art By: PonySlayer, aka JonnySalami
Pre-Readers:
Mailbox Bomber (From Bronyville Forums)
Proofreaders:
Ininsaki (From Bronyville Forums)
Editors:
Craine
Sorren
The 11th Wonder


Chapters (7)
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Four ponies escape from The Canterlot Institute For The Mentally Disturbed and head for the airship docks. Hilarity may or may not ensue as they embark upon a daring mission to overthrow society.

All original character cast, save for a few brief appearances by canon ponies.

Cover image by yours truly. ^.^
Many thanks to Metaright for proofreading, the good folks at MLP forums and Bronyville forums for pre-reading and feedback.

Chapters (7)
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Twilight writes to Princess Celestia for an explanation of an insidious issue Shining Armor told her about... but she ends up finding a secret that will change her life forever.

Short and thoughtful, with just a little pinch of humor to liven things up.
Simulcast en Espaniol
Many thanks to my proofreaders and pre-readers, Kolth, Sky Warden, and Colt, all from MLP Forums.

Chapters (3)
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Tired of waiting for something to happen in the sleepy town of Ponyville, Discord ventures off into the Everfree Forest, looking for some entertainment. He gets more than he bargained for, though, when he finds a visitor from our world, Jesus.

This is probably the only fiction you'll ever find written in the 'first person omniscient' perspective. I'd say it's worth a read just for that!

Many thanks to DeathRiseRobo for proofreading and pointing out the stupid mistakes I made.

Chapters (1)
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When Pinkie Pie finds out about the prize in this year's Equestrian Games, Rainbow Dash may get more competition than she bargained for.

-An honorable mention (for creative use of the required 'Canterlot Vaults') in the 2013 Everfree NW Iron Author competition, a two-hour, 2000-word-or-less fanfic writing competition.


Based on this story (and a lot of my stories): Energy Efficient

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After years of trying, Scootaloo finally discovers her special talent.
It's the worst thing that ever happened to her. She'll have to leave Rainbow Dash and all her friends behind as she's forced to go off and learn about her new talent... and then it gets worse.

The sequel, Choices Legacy, is now available.

As always, I adore getting comments about the story; the more specific and prolific the better -- negative comments included. Your comments help make my future stories better.
Featured on Equestria Daily.

Many thanks to my team. I couldn't have done it without them.
Pre-readers:
MailboxBomber
Kyaksa
tosety
IceBeerG

Dialog Consultants:
Jacob Ellinger
kidmurkury
markey58

Editors:
IRpony

Proofreaders:
OkemosBrony
Unimpressive Vagaries

Artwork:
Scootaloo Vector by MoongazePonies
Background and cutie mark by author
In-Chapter art by author

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The Planet Express delivery company takes a delivery to a planet called 'Equestria'. Of course it doesn't go smoothly. It never does with a crew like theirs. What happens in Equestria doesn't stay in Equestria, though, and their adventure is far from over when they leave... because the adventure of a certain six ponies is just beginning.

A Futurama and My Little Pony crossover, featuring all your favorite characters from both series. Written (more or less) from the perspective of a Futurama episode, where the MLP universe is contained in one solar system in the Futurama universe.
When two of the best cartoons in the world collide, buckle up and get ready for one heck of a ride!

Many thanks to my proofreaders, GingerLuna, Knight of Cerebus, and JeffCvt. They've helped a lot in polishing this fic.
-Cover image by yours truly, using stock vectors and screencaps

Chapters (3)
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The real Gilda comes to Ponyville... but she doesn't get the welcome she was expecting. For some reason, everypony seems to already hate her... Will she ever find a place where her and her half-pony daughter can live in peace?


Also read:
Last Impression by Typoglyphic -- A wonderfully dark and morally ambiguous short story about what happened to Changeling Gilda.

Chapters (1)
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In the deepest corners of the Everfree Forest, shapes move in the dark. Secrets are kept safe under ancient trees, and glowing green eyes herald the doom of anypony foolish enough to seek them out.

Roseluck has no interest in the secrets of the old forest's guardians. She only wants the vital ingredient for healing her sick friend, Lily. But when she and Daisy go in search of it, they find more than they bargained for. The treasures of the deep forest are not undefended, and a war is brewing under the shadows of the trees.

A story of adventure and discovery in a place where nopony has gone before.
Expect new chapters daily, until all five are published. 17,286 words, total.
'Teen' tag is for one brief scene of innuendo.

As always, I adore comments of all kinds, the more specific and prolific the better. Many thanks to my pre-reader: Seeker my editor: Benny, and my proofreader: Soge

Chapters (5)
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I'm a frog, okay? Let's get that straight from the start.
My name is Doctor Green L. Pondsworth, and this is the story of why I don't like ponies, if anyone cares to hear it.

Probably not. Who cares about frogs anyway? Except maybe that yellow and pink pony, but I really don't like her because... well, you'll see why.

Audio reading unavailable.

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