If you know spike, you'll know he see's some weird stuff day by day, but at the end of it all, no matter how impossible the events may seem, Spike has a sure-fire way to make everything feel normal again, and to relax after an irritating day of being forced to socialise: Getting High. Only problem with that is Spike often has trouble in his high state of mind and can't distinguish hallucinations from reality. So when he sees an attractive white and purple maned robot in the library and feels obligated to show it a good time, will anyone stand in his way?

Written for my group 30 Minutes to Write Challenges
Written in: 29 minutes and 32 seconds. (I had to write seriously fast to get it all in)
Edited in: 20 seconds (which consisted of a quick scroll through to check for auto-corrections)
Time left over: 8 seconds

Warning! Contains violent material, drug use, swearing, and references to rape.

Done for Strumfreak's group "30 Minutes to Write Challenges," for week 1 under the "Slice of Life" category.
It will involve Trixie and a very loud minotaur. Oh, and also references to things that technically shouldn't be in the My Little Pony universe, but are in this story anyways.
Slight shades of Trixie/Doctor.

Princess Celestia tires of constantly being surrounded by decorum, deference, and formality, and decides to take a day off from being Princess. But visiting Ponyville incognito is harder than she expects. Will she be able to fit in and make friends without blowing her cover?

I'm a spiteful old man. I've spent my entire life trying to fulfill my wish. The same thing every one of us wants.

The year is 2070. I'm the last brony alive, 82 years old. But I did it. I created the portal. And I'm jumping through. No regrets.

I've actually finished writing this story! Can you believe it? It's also available in book form, Click Here to go to lulu.com

This tale (or should I say, "tail") is about what happens when Derpy gets a hold of a giant sock, which very quickly becomes her favorite thing ever... But not everything is fun and games, as a pair of ponies have their own eyes set on that very same sock, which could lead to disaster if something isn't done soon.

This is just some comedic fluff for everyone's reading pleasure. Shades of Derpydash and Lyrabon abound here.

Rejected by Equestria Daily on 2 January 2013.

PLEASE READ THIS FIRST: This story is in no way intended to be taken seriously. This is just something funny I was inspired to write.

Twilight isn't always the brightest bulb in the case, though she always tries to make herself look that way. In this particular case, she makes an astounding connection concerning Derpy and her cutie mark. But is she on the mark, or totally off base?

Discord's attack on Equestria was almost successful, mainly because of his knowledge of what was happening in Equestria, and knowledge of the Mane 6. But where did this knowledge come from after being frozen for a millenium? Did he come to know it as he awoke, or did somepony talk to him while in stone form? Find out what really happened after Twilight was turned to stone by a Cockatrice.

Attempt at a what could be considered canon fic to fill in the missing information. One shot, constructive criticism welcome, please enjoy.

After a horrible accident, Twilight Sparkle falls into a deep coma. Will Twilight wake up? Will anything ever be the same?

A terrible new day rises when a tragedy, foreseen only by Celestia but preventable by none, occurs right in the middle of Canterlot, turning Twilight Sparkle's world upside-down. Now, all of Equestria is looking to her to hold the broken nation together, all while she tries to pick up the pieces of her shattered life.

Coverart used with permission from: metalpandora

Old coverart may be found here.

A/N: Yes, the title was based of the Dragonforce song of the same name, you may stop postulating about it now.

Fillies and Colts have been going missing in Ponyville, the only clue to their location, tracks leading to the Everfree Forest, and anypony who goes in looking for them, doesn't return. Scootaloo was the first victim to show up from the forest out of the blue, distraught and alone. When Twilight offers her assistance in finding the others, and the Slendermane starts hunting the pair, what will happen when they end up with only one option: Run for their lives trapped in the darkest, deepest, part of the Everfree forest.
(Based on the urban legend of the Slenderman, with subtle references to the popular indie game 'Slender')
Rated T for horror themes, violence, and peril.
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Updates:
[Proporly spaced and indented paragraphs in all chapters (No more giant walls of text)]
[Fluttershy added as a main character]
[Gore Tab added due to a descriptive blood and gore scene in Chapter 4] (If people have any problems with the teen rating and think I should bump up the level to mature, please comment so)

Completed 19/08/2012