Discord lives in a world where the Pegasi control the weather, the Earth Ponies make plants grow, and the Unicorns even control the very sun and moon.

Everything is controlled by ponies. Everything is orderly.

There is no chaos.

And that is a problem.

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Written for Choices: A Species Change Contest.

Griffonstone has seen better days. Rainbow Dash wants to do what she can to help her hometown, but what can one griffon do in the face of centuries of turmoil? Especially when everyone writes off her off as a joke...

But when she feels a mysterious pull to an old mineshaft, everything changes... Suddenly, the fate of all of Griffonstone rests in her talons.

A story in the Noodleverse series, a species swap AU shared by myself and Pasu-Chan. This is the first story in the Harmony's Chosen arc, making it the best place to start!

Also available as an audiobook by Nailah!

Many thanks go out to proofreaders: Pasu-Chan, Eddie Grammar, bats, ArchAngelsWings, Krixwell, and Hoofclid.
Special thanks to thedarkprep for figuring out how to improve the ending.
Cover art by Pasu-Chan.

When ponies say they'll do anything to achieve some goal, they rarely mean it. Morals, ethics, common sense, physical limitations, something will stand between them and true, full commitment to fulfilling the task ahead of them.

A mare raised from foalhood by Equestria's last true alicorn is not so limited. Even methods that alicorn hesitates to use are fair game as far as she's concerned.

Misty is about to make her mentor either very proud or very angry. Possibly both.

A belated G5 Halloween tale written when inspiration struck.

It really isn't Twilight's fault. She certainly didn't intend those exact results and given everything else which was happening at the time, there was no chance to fix it! Besides, it was just reasonable to expect that Ponyville's natural tendencies would solve things on their own. Probably without even noticing, and most likely with a squish.

But that clearly didn't happen. Because when it comes to that particular experiment's aftermath, the worst-case scenario just came through.

Fluttershy knows about the frog.

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages. Cover art render created by Clawed-Nyasu.)

Rated C for vitamins Crackfic.

This story is a sequel to Ponish as She is Spoke

Princess Zephyrina, better known as Zipp Storm, has been assigned by her mother to show a delegation of foreign dignitaries around Zephyr Heights so they can enjoy the sights and sounds.

Whilst this would normally not be a problem, Zipp can't help but feel something is wrong with their Ponish. Not only that, her own is going pretty weird. Can she make it to the end of the tour with at least a few of her brain cells intact?

Another story inspired by English as She is Spoke. Although marked as a sequel to Ponish as She is Spoke, this story occurs concurrently with those events.

My name is Stratus Skyline. I work as a reporter for ZBS News in Zephyr Heights. If you've ever tuned in, chances are you've seen me reporting on various stories around the city. From new stores opening, to the latest smartphone model, I've reported on a lot of things here.

Tonight is going to be a very special night for me, as I am hosting the live broadcast of the annual Royal Celebration, headlined by a performance from our beloved "Princess of Pop" Pipp Petals! As long as nothing goes wrong, everything should run smoothly today.

Huh, wonder who those guards are escorting? It's too early in the day for the VIPs to be arriving at the castle. Did one of those ponies have a horn? Surely not...

This story is my first time in many years writing a fan fiction of any kind, so apologies if I'm a bit rusty. Having worked in the news industry in real life, I was curious how the reporters of ZBS handled the sudden appearance of Sunny and Izzy. This story shows the perspective of the pegasus city after our heros arrive, and subsequently reveal the royals can't fly.

After a chance encounter on a train to Trottingham, a vacationing Fluttershy finds herself mistaken for the mysterious La Mariposa, a notorious mercenary master-of-disguise. As a result, Fluttershy is drawn into a world of secret agents, murderous henchponies, and monologuing villains.

Fluttershy, however, has absolutely no idea what's going on.

This story is a sequel to The Two Unicorns

Rainbow Dash finds out that asking your friends for help can lead to unexpected results. Especially if one of those friends is a party-pegasus named Pinkie.

Another visit to the world(s) of earth-pony Twilight, where things are not always as simple as they seem...

For more of this AU, check out the entire series, starting with:

• When Ponies Fly

He hadn't intended on continuing to write anymore letters than were needed, really all he wanted to do was read his books.

In the end, he supposed that's what drew them both to keep writing back and forth. Eventually it became a habit, and it became about more than just books, before either of them knew it, they were friends, however far apart they may be.

If he had known the radical changes those letters would eventually bring to his life, he couldn't say he would have done anything different. He was always desperate to see what else was out there, to see the stories in person.

He just hadn't expected it all to stem from the small pony he had befriended through a school assignment.

It's almost unheard of for a mission to wrap up that quickly, and nopony's scheduled to retrieve them for three days. Which means Twilight and Applejack can use just that time in the griffon nation to -- play tourist! Check out some of the local attractions! And just spend a few uninterrupted non-crisis days together, because that hardly ever happens. So before they decide what to do first, they should clearly consult the local weather schedule --

-- forecast?
What's a...

...surely they'll be able to adjust. Or at least be capable of telling the police why they couldn't.

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