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Screwdriver


I punch things.

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Like the title says. Though to be honest, you probably shouldn't read this. It's not very good story, I'm certain there's something else you'd much rather be reading.
Still here? Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.
So, a new species has been discovered in Equestria, unfortunetly they just want to butcher everypony in sight. Can the ponies survive this encounter? I dunno.

Note:
This is just me having fun. Don't take anything in this seriously.

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No longer grounded, Button Mash goes outside to find that all of Ponyville thinks he's dead. No matter what he does, he can't seem to get anypony's attention.

Stranger things have happened, right?

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Stop me if you ever heard this one; unlucky schmuck goes to con, finds weird cheap gem, next thing he knows he's causing a TOOONN of destruction in Equestria...

Huh, well then I'll cut to the chase, after escaping my prison in Tartarus I'm ready to put the Hell back in the wheel and make sure those ponies remember my name Beelzemon.

Wait, no my real name is- Ah forget it.


Crossover with Digimon Tamers, no familiarity of the series needed.
A story inspired from the LOHAV.
Special Thanks to M Specter for proofreading and editing.
Begins around It's About Time in the MLP universe.
Rated teen for mild swearing and comical violence.

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Princess Twilight Sparkle is perfectly happy with her perfectly ordinary life in Ponyville. Every library book is properly shelved in its appropriate place, and her life continues on exactly according to her meticulously planned out schedule.

Then she gets a bodyguard.

Now she has to find some way to fit this new pony into her life on short notice. It won’t be an easy thing to adjust to—especially since Captain Storm Kicker’s presence makes it that much harder for her to go on living like the same old Twilight Sparkle she was before she became a princess.

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All Princess Celestia wanted was to open a window. A simple window into another world, for no reason other than to prove their existence. She never wanted it to become a door. And she certainly never wanted anything to come through. But, as is proven so often, we don't always get what we want.

It's not all bad. What comes through is a perfectly ordinary pony. So ordinary that its very presence risks the destruction of magic itself.

Ordinary, after all, is highly relative.

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Solid, like a rock.

Stoic, like a rock.

Fearless, like a rock.

Boring, like a rock.

These are the traits instilled into a Royal Guard in his or her training. These are also the traits of the Unicorn soldier named Aegis Barrier.

He wasn't all that different from the other guards, yet there seemed to be something not so normal about him. He always took matters into his own hooves if somepony else could not. On the day of Nightmare Moon's return , The Royal Guard had failed to protect their Princess. Aegis however, refused to fail. He arrives at Everfree where an injured Twilight was, where he provides his own assistance as a Royal Guard. After a change of events happen, he is ordered to stay in Ponyville to rest until summoned for further orders. Even though he doesn't know it, he's been added silently to their ring of friendship.


It's another take following season 1, I'm not sure if I should make it a one shot seeing as I'm still working on my other story. Tags will be added along the way.

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Xenolance, a devious villain, had been cornered by the Mane six, and soon his villainous ways will be brought to an end!

... If the six heroines can stay on topic, that is.


Just a quick one-shot. Had this idea for a day or two, and couldn't keep a serious face for the life of me.

Due to vague death threats popular demand, additional shorts in this series will be added. The story will remain 'Complete', as the additional shorts will be mostly self contained.

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What do you get when you mix three insane reviewers, a magical land designed for little girls, and a plot convenience so unoriginal and dumb that it makes Rob Liefeld's work look good? You get The Nostalgia Critic, Linkara, and Angry Joe Power Hour of course!

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**I wrote this crack fic years ago, and I just cringe, but at the same time it was funny to write it, and apparently some of you find it a little funny too, so I'll keep it up...also I'm sorry for all of my crazy comments in the comments section, I wanna just delete them all, but that's not good character. You can't just delete the words you say in life, you gotta own up to it and grow better. And I have. This message is getting deeper than I thought, so I'll just leave it here. Live life to its fullest.

The Militia and IMC forces clash together in a fierce engagement for a crucial objective that could critically determine the outcome of the entire conflict--and that means no expenses can be spared from either side.

So when you need to bring in the heat and FAST, there's no better way than to warp a Titan into battle before the opposition can even blink by using the latest single-use disposable (but expensive, and not to mention potentially unstable) WarpFall Transmitter.

But when a Pilot's Atlas-Class Titan receives "Turbo_Drop" directive for immediate effect on drop-point, a malfunction in its WarpFall Transmitter yields...interesting results.


You do not necessarily have to play TitanFall, or be associated to gaming to be able to read, understand, and enjoy this story.

Heck, even I don't play TitanFall, but follow the game very closely to understand a substantial amount.

The reason I do not insert a Human tag on the story is because the MLP universe doesn't necessarily encounter human beings directly, but rather a product of it, in which case is a Titan. But the Titan is fictional, and is something that has been crossed-over in a virtual and alternate human universe, and thus the story is therefore not affiliated with Humans directly.

Neither do I insert an Alternate-Universe tag, because the story's primary setting is based on the unaltered canon of the MLP world, and therefore is not "alternate" in itself.

Now with that out of the way, this is just a little random story to throw out there to satisfy my brain. Enjoy what I slapped onto the keyboard!

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When Equestria appeared on Earth and discovered the MLP fandom, the initial reaction was of interest. Then they discovered the terrors of The Conversion Bureau, and there was only one way for them to react...

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