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Screwdriver


I punch things.

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Fluttershy is quite the expert on creatures of all shapes and sizes, including ponies. So, as you can imagine, the sight of a walking talking skeleton pony with an afro might give her pause.

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Hayseed Turnip Truck isn't the smartest pony in Equestria. Actually, to put it bluntly, he's about as sharp as a bowling ball, and just as cultured as one. But when he gets a letter from his distant cousin inviting him to the richest city in the country, even he's smart enough to see the opportunity of a lifetime presented to him. Will he be able to adapt to the snooty, pompous, and upscale life in Canterlot? How will the city's residents react to a simply country pony like him? And what could possibly ensue?

Shenanigans, hi-jinks, and hilarity, that's what, but not necessarily in that order.

Thanks to Ghost, for unwittingly letting me use his cover image.
And to AlicornPriest, for editing. Shine on you nitpicky bastard.

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In the grim darkness, of the far future there is only war! Soon, the Great Tournament will take place in Canterlot, to choose best commander. Everypony are gathering their armies to meet enemies on blood-stained ground. This will end in slaugher thousands miniatures. Beside other generals, there are some creatures, hiding in the shadows, waiting for perfect opportunity to take revenge. Clock is ticking, and soon this will all end in the biggest battle Equestria ever known. Diced will be cursed, broken rules blamed and Luna will roll more one's than binary.

In shortcut : Ponies start playing Warhammer 40.000 Tabletop. Goddess-Empress, please bless my story-writing!

# Title based on "Galaxy in Flames" by Ben Counter.
# First story written in english, post-commy country origin with language skill lack... Goddess-Empress, seriously bless me.
# Rated Teen, because of violence that appear in "Not-Real Ones" parts.

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Flarp is no ordinary Dunsparce, he is the God of Dunsparces. So what happens when he decides he wants to go visit Equestria? Utter stupidness ensures

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Captain Alex "Blitz" Noah, the commander of the M1 Abrams "Retribution II", is accidentally teleported to another dimension with his crew and tank while testing experimental shielding devices. The crew unsure of what has happened find themselves in a colourful world full of ponies?! This is my first fic so if you find any errors please show me and I'll fix them.
Suggestions and any constructive criticism is welcome.

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Due to an freak electrical storm one video game character known as Wreck-It Ralph gets sent flying out of the Arcade power grid by way of a runaway game tram. Eventually ending up in a computer program area where all the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic shows are stored on the internet, the now lost and most defiantly out of place 'bad guy' is stuck in the land of Equestria since unlike the Arcade world. TV Characters don't leave their areas as copies are made of them and their world and sent off instead to users, and worse still none of them even known of this fact and think their worlds are real.

Now Ralph will have to find a way back home before Litwak's Arcade opens after repairs from the storm is over and Litwak finds out he is missing again and the game gets unplugged. At the same time he must prove himself to the ponies he is not a bad guy even though his job is to be a 'bad guy', and maybe along the way he will make new friends and the ponies will learn that sometimes 'bad guys' are not as two dimensional as they seem.


FIRST TIME DOING THIS SO BARE WITH ME!
WARNING! WARNING! Wreck-It Ralph Movie spoilers are inside! WARNING! WARNING!

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Co-authored and Edited by blackjack

After her failure at the royal wedding, Chrysalis swore to return for revenge, and no one believed her. They laughed at her vows, at her anger. It was their first mistake.
Now she has returned, and she is claiming the vengeance she swore on them. Her armies are different, they've mutated, they've changed. The ponies now find themselves overwhelmed and outnumbered. Turning in desperation, they summon three heroes to help deal with the new threat, only the heroes seem a little reluctant to help.

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John Watson is having a bad day. At least he can still drink tea, even after a cataclysmic dimension shift.


Note: You can still read this even if you don't watch Sherlock.

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Luna does her best to catch up on the events of the past thousand years and ends up reading even more than Twilight.

One day, an ancient tome slips into her pile of reading material and she reads it eagerly. What she finds there may very well be the discovery of the millennium: The location of the last refuge of the humans.

With the help of Twilight and her friends, the Lunar Princess sets out on an archaeological expedition to find the very last human on the planet of Equus.

And they found one, but why is he forged in a full body armor and claims to not being a human... Well he's not one anymore.

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Being a nice guy gets you no where, especially with a drunk ass goddess. If you ever run into a drunk lady talking about a 'game' then run away and lock your damn doors, don't know how much that would help though.

A story written in the world of Blackwing and Rust, read their stories, they deserve it.

Co-authors: EverlastingNightmare, JarOfHearts

Approved by 7-4

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