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I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

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This story is a sequel to Matters of Principle


For as far back as she can remember, Vice Principal Luna has had no choice but to stand by and watch her well-meaning sister get in all sorts of trouble. Now, with supernatural threats appearing from another world, Luna finds herself losing faith in her ability to make any real difference in her students' lives, or Celestia's.

Perhaps a visit to that other world will provide some perspective.

Edits: nanashi_jones

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'Twas the day after Hearth's Warming, on a day full of chills
A downhearted Cheese Sandwich returned to Ponyville

During the holiday, he didn't get much sleep
As he worried heavily about the promise he couldn't keep

He was not happy to hear that a large snowdrift had blocked the train
And his efforts to get home to his wife Pinkie Pie were in vain

Though his brother Tomato was nice enough to let him stay at his house
Poor Cheese still felt sick that he had disappointed his own children and spouse

So as he went home, just a single day late
He hoped that his family wouldn't be angry that they had to wait.


Sudden inspiration to write a Hearth's Warming CheesePie fic has struck me. Enjoy.

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Or, Captain Goodguy V Mare-Do-Well: Dawn of Potatoday.

A crossover that nobody asked for.


Part of the Borderworld.

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Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have been lovers for a while now. Long enough that Fluttershy has finally gathered the courage to ask Dash to try some new things in bed.
But it seems Rainbow Dash isn't quite as experienced in these matters as Fluttershy had hoped, and things soon begin to go awry.

(Contains scenes of BDSM, but no clop.)
EDIT: This fic is now Celestia Approved!
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Flim has a golden ticket. Princess Twilight and her new wife Applejack desperately require his signature on some very important paperwork. Obviously this is the sort of thing that should be worth quite a lot of bits up front, with the potential for favors at some point in the future. Flim and Flam hold all the cards, and there's no way this could go wrong.

Oh yeah, and there's a foal involved too. Not that that really matters.

Written for the Writeoff Association's prompt "A Matter of Perspective."

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What joy, I've a treat for you:
A lovely warm dinner of Scootaloo stew.

It’s sweet and delicious,
I'm so sinfully kind.
I left in the hooves,
I hope you don’t mind.


With huge thanks to Bad Horse for pre-reading!

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He's misanthropic, anti-social, lazy, shallow, and kind of a jerk. He's also not very bright. So why on Earth -- any Earth -- would a complete stranger expend the magical energy necessary to shove him into another reality, give him unfathomable power, and grant his every last wish?

Why indeed...


As requested, here's my parody of the second-worst thing to ever happen to fanfiction.* The cover art is only tangentially related, but it amuses me, so I'll keep it unless something better comes along. (A talented artist who loathes this ponyfic sub-genre as much as I do might attempt at some point to draw the main character in all his gear, but I'm not counting on it.)

*The number one spot goes to Erika "Snowqueens Icedragon" Mitchell, a/k/a E.L. James.

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Twilight Sparkle flagrantly abuses her Come-To-Life spell, and learns a little bit about love in the process. Also, puns.

Now with actual cover art, thanks to the generous SuddenlyFerrets!

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

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Nopony ever said the friendship between Fluttershy and Discord would be an easy one. The difference in their life expectancies doesn’t help, but that’s a problem Discord can fix with a snap of the talons—that is, until Fluttershy finds out. Discord isn’t one to give up easily, though. He’ll do anything to keep his one and only friend. Anything.

Inspired by the image by C-Puff.

There is now a video review! And still another video review! And Russian and French translations! And there are dramatic readings from Joehighlord and Dr. Wolf! But wait! There's more: Dr. Wolf has collaborated with Meb90 and a team of other talented artists to produce something amazing.

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No two-bit seamstress is going to get one over on Picky Pepper. She wanted the Princess Dress, not some weird knockoff. After all, the customer is always right.

Of course, Picky isn’t the only customer in the world…

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