Penniless, desperate for gold, starved for adventure! You are Anonymous, and you've found your way to Ponyville in your struggle for gold and glory. Instead of riches and fame you find three annoying fillies, perfect!

Originally written in late 2013, and converted into prose now. I've tried my best to weed out mistakes but there were many and I don't think I got them all.

Cover art by docwario. If you want your art back you can pry it from my warm, understanding hands!

Anon spent the last year in Equestria, learning about its rights and rules, along with the new laws of physics which would be considered a joke back on earth. One of them goes as follows: "Every creature within Equestria's borders is affected by musical magic, making them sing when dealing with intense emotions."

That night, as he was making his way to his home through the streets of Ponyville, he thought back to his home. To his family, his old life, and his old hobbies. He reminded himself of one of the old cartoons he used to watch as a kid, Sesame Street, specificaly to one song he remembered: "I dont want to live on the moon."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIq8jLj5TzU

He heard the instruments start playing in the background, and he already knew what awaited him.

Unbeknown to him, Princess Luna was passing by, and decided to listen to what the popular human had to sing about.

The Mane Six have a problem with Anon. He never sings or dances along with their songs! They resolve themselves to deal with this problem once and for all.

Proofread and Completely Fixed by RobCakeRan53, Vengeful Spirit (Socks), Flammenwerfer, Cynewulf, Distored Flare, The Abyss, Majin Syeekoh, Daemon of Decay

Twilight decides to have another dinner party for Starlight, along with Princess Candance, Shinning Armor, Sunburst and baby Flurry Heart, along with Starlight's friend Sunburst, but things took an unexpected turn when Flurry Heart caused herself, Starlight, and Sunburst to be at Canterlot High and got stuck there, can they find their way back home before the dinner party tonight?

Rainbow Dash is pregnant.

A time will come when she has to stop being a daredevil flier and rest up a bit more, but how likely is she to want to hang up her flight suit?

Her foal's going to find a way of letting her know, and she won't have long to wait ...

Sunset Shimmer never had any knowledge of what The Crystal Empire is like and wonders what life is like there. When Princess Twilight allows Sunset and her counterpart to come along, she also brings Starlight Glimmer to give them company along the way. On the way there, there will be a surprise Twilight Sparkle will never expect in her entire life.

Thanks to Daniyel099 for editing this.
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/292246/Daniyel099

Hi there! I’m Hitch Trailblazer. And this is the story of my life as only male student at Mareitime Academy, a prestigious all-girls’ private boarding school.

Inspired by Hitch being the only male character in the Mane 5. What could possibly go wrong?

Cover art from AnnDevil88, will remove upon request.

Having received her teaching degree, Sunset Shimmer is back at CHS to help guide along a new generation with the lessons she's had to learn about magic and friendship.

A heatwave hits Maretime Bay right in the middle of Summer! Sunny, Zipp and Pipp are all off in Zephyr Heights for the day attending some other business, leaving Izzy and Hitch to themselves on the hottest day of the year. Hitch decides to make his way to the Brighthouse with Sparky in tow, hoping to distract himself from this hellishly hot day.

Izzy Moonbow x Hitch Trailblazer beyond this point! You have been warned~

Divorces can lead to some awkward situations, especially if said divorce happens on the same day as a wedding - two to be precise.

We all know these problems: Meeting your former wife at the market, lawyers, the whole business with children. And now, Shining Armor is going to experience the latter when a Changeling-Pony hybrid falls upon his doorstep. His, to be precise, the result of the short lived marriage between him and Princess Cadance Queen Chrysalis.

Can Shining Armor hide the infant from Cadance, hold together his marriage and deal with the lustful advances of an ambassador from a violent country with a goal of Realm domination?

Maybe, maybe not. Should be fun to watch though.

Preread by TheWraithWriter, and may or may not be inspired by a story made by aforementioned author.