I've successfully created the worst fanfic ever. It's beautiful. I took everything that everybody hates about fanfiction and put it into a fic in an attempt to elicit all of your hate.

Summary: A young man is telepoted to Equestria where he meets all of the ponies that he knows and loves.

Image that suits the fic drawn by this guy: http://technical0difficulty.deviantart.com/art/Gary-Stu-I-MUST-BE-IN-EQUESTRIA-302940131?q=meta%3Aall%20sort%3Atime&qo=3

This is a sequel to: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20744/The-worst-Fanfic-EVER

I was asked by a friend to write a story of sloppy makeouts between Twilight and Pinkie based on this image. So sloppy makeouts I have written.

When Twilight Sparkle finds herself once again failing in the kitchen, what will Pinkie do to cheer her up?

Rated teen due to graphic sensuality.

Nearly a decade after their marriage, tensions fill the growing void between Applejack and Rarity. With Applebloom gone, and Big Mac crippled, it falls squarely on the Element of Honesty to run the farm, from planting to bucking to selling, she had become Sweet Apple Acres. But not even the magic and strength of the earth ponies can handle that much stress. And neither can a marriage.

This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show. Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.

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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any. If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment. Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

Twilight's Research into Divination magic has given Rarity a vision about her future love. Will she interpret the portents correctly?

Rainbow Dash borrows Commander Hurricane's biography from Twilight, and ends up reading about various aspects of her life. She discovers that the historical once-ruler of the Pegasi also had a VERY interesting relationship with her subordinate, Private Pansy. Seeking the company of Fluttershy, who had played Private Pansy, the two of them go to reading through the rest of what Commander Hurricane shared with her subordinate.

Rated for sexual content references. Hurricane/Pansy shipping, as well as hints of FlutterDash.

Changed the title, just in case, really. ;)

The Elements of Harmony are six of the closest friends in all of Equestria. But when a sudden tragedy strikes down one of the elements, how will the other five be able to handle their lives? Will they find the strength in themselves and each other, or will their inability to cope cause more tragedy for the group?

Featured on Equestria Daily December 30th, 2011

Nine humans. Nine Mares. Normal Lives. That's all about to change!

This has nothing to do with Ponyfall. Please, don't confuse our story with that. This is just something we're doing for fun.

This is a collaboration between nine authors:
Marcus: Sartarus
Isaac: Inoeitall
Doug: Gyrofest96
Kasper: Glassed
Coal: Coal Buck
Ryan: RaiderRy4n
Benjamin: The Producer
Camron: Frostbite
Kyle: k12314

When Pinkie Pie confesses her love, how does Twilight deal with it?

Sweetie Belle pulls a prank on Rarity, but a good laugh is not the only thing that she wants.