What if Twilight Sparkle hadn't been such a pushover in The Ticket Master? What if she had been just a little bit more...spiteful?

Remember S1E3: The Ticket Master? It bothered the hell out of me that Twilight just let her so-called friends walk all over her like that, so...call this a dark humor catharsis fic.

EDIT: Featured on 08/14/2020 - Thank you so much!

Twilight lives her life as The Princess Of Friendship, and whole heartily submits to her duties. Though she is grateful for all that she has, she still feels that something is missing. While Cadence plays match-maker for Twilight, Princess Celestia gives the young alicorn a special friendship task of her own. Twilight must find her passions and pursuit her dreams once more, and with the help of two strangers, what could possibly go wrong?

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Edited Chapter(s) 1--5 by JadeCrossroads
Proofread Chapter(s) 6 Gapeagle

Twilight Sparkle is accepted into Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns and gets a little more than what she bargained for.

Illustrated by me.

(If you object to swearing, please skip chapter 6. That's the one chapter that bumps this story straight up to a Teen rating.)

Through the course of their relationship, Rarity and Twilight realize there's more than one way to say "I love you".

Series of vignettes based off prompts that followers sent me on Tumblr about different ways/scenarios to say "I Love You".

This letter is the last letter that I will speak of you, my Twilight Sparkle. Perhaps you've forgotten about our relationship, or even trying to forget. Maybe your heart doesn't come to me like mine does to you anymore. And maybe it's time to move on, find somepony else. But not without one last-ditch effort, my love. One more attempt to open your eyes to me.

Love,
Rarity

This takes place after the finale, before the Council of Friendship was formed. Finalist in the Right Back at It Again Contest
Cover art done by the talented lilfunkman!

After the mane six return to Ponyville after the wedding in Caterlot, Twilight can't help but think about what her friends and her brother said during the event. She decides to run away wanting to never to return but a series of unfortunate events might lead her back to home.

What might fall upon poor Twilight and how will her friends and Equestria cope with her absence?

A short story based on the bodyguard!verse by Earthsong9405. It's after a Rarity's attempted assassination and Twilight was really injured, if you get confused.

Rarity goes through court and does her best to keep her emotions hidden from Twilight, not knowing almost everypony is the castle is crossing their hooves for them to be together

Probably gonna upload little stuff now and again.

This wasn't pre-read so it's kinda rough and I figured I should publish it 'cause it's been sitting in my Google Docs for months, and I thought it was cute and I personally really like how it turned out. Enjoy!

Rarity always had feelings for Twilight, but never had the opportunity or courage to do anything about them. When Twilight falls ill, and Rarity is the one to care for her, the two draw closer, and their relationship shifts from friendly to romantic.

A collection of an undetermined number of shorts involving Rarity and Twilight after she's recovered. Cover art is Twilight x Rarity by TheFabledRarity.

The average pony would be delighted to wake up and find an adorable little bundle of joy on their doorstep—even more so after having learned it's been delivered by Princess Celestia herself! Now, imagine that this new foal has been chosen by fate to save Equestria's future, and you have a scenario beyond any would-be parent's wildest dreams. How absolutely wonderful would that be?

On a related note, Twilight Sparkle is now a mother. She isn't happy about it.

Written for F*** This Prompt, because no way would I write something like this otherwise. Probably. I think.

Many thanks to Kamikakushi and Dubs Rewatcher for pre-reading.

Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle said after they got married that they looked forward to the day when they had a foal. But after years of being in a happy marriage with no baby, They had forgotten about having one. Until Pinkie finds out that she's pregnant.

Well, I wonder how this will work out.

Two chapters.The reveal, and the birth.

( Contains Twinkie Pie and has brief mentions of sex, but nothing specific of course.)
( Also mentions of alcohol.)