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EJ The Non-Binary Pony


I'm Non-Binary and Pansexual. My pronouns are They/Them/Their. My little brother is Gender Fluid and I love Homestuck, Undertale, Pokemon, and basically a bunch of video games and animes.

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This story is a sequel to Horsetangled: Act 0


In a quiet little universe, just the other side of the line dividing the silly from the serious, a dumb purple horse caused the apocalypse.

The good news is, she's gonna make a new universe to replace the one she broke. With the help of Sunbutt, Moonbutt, and Candybutt, she's gonna finish this strange and confusing game and build a better world.

Meanwhile, two green horses run an entirely unrelated battle against a bunch of evil wolves. This will obviously never be plot-relevant.

Contains complications on a level beyond even the stupidest of Homestuck plots.

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Twilight Sparkle has turned 24. Her quarter-life crisis is right around the corner. Freshly princess'd, she starts to regret her incredibly successful life...which is just as well, because it's about to be flipped entirely turnways.

Celestia and Luna have been hiding something--a game that they hoped would be lost to time forever.

It's called SBURB. There. I said it. It's a homestuck crossover. We are, in fact, doing this. Indeed, we are making this happen, and none of you can stop me.

Contains copious amounts of stupid. May or may not be the start of something truly excellent. Written for the 2020 Crack-Storm.

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[Displaced Fic] Anthony always enjoyed stories where a normal person went to another world with special abilities. Never thought he would end up one of those unfortunate souls.
Now he's Mogeme Genome. His Gold blooded troll oc. Lets hope he can handled it.
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First Displaced Fic, hope you enjoy.

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Scattered all over Equestria and possibly even farther than their land, there are mysterious and legendary caves that contain statues and carvings of a mysterious species that nopony truly knows about, the mysterious species were dubbed as the 'Alternians'. Historians and scientists have been researching about these caves along with the Alternians for thousands of years starting back when Starswirl the Bearded trotted amongst the land with the young Alicorn sisters by his side and discovered the first cave.

There are rumors that there are twelve caves in total but so far only six have been discovered. It was by luck that Fluttershy and Zecora found the cave within the Everfree forest, but this cave was very different and very special compared to the other caves for it held crucial clues that may just answer questions that dated back to even before one thousand years ago...


Getting sent to Equestria years, and I mean years back before the show started is not the day nor future I pictured spending time at a con with my best friend. Who is notably stuck with me. At least I'm not alone, and I'm glad that we're both practically immortal.

I think I know why most Displaced get stoned like Discord, but for us? No, that wasn't the way to go. Getting turned to stone does not sound fun, so... instead of that, we did one other thing.

We fucked with Equestrian history. Hey, we were bored and wanted to mess with ponies the long way not to mention re-tell our favorite comic's story in a more dramatic and more mysterious way, took a long time but we did it and remained mysterious for thousands of years pretty impressive if I do say so myself.

Our names don't matter and we won't tell you, but I am now The Handmaid and my best friend's The Psiioniic. Together, we corrupted Equestria and weaved myths and stories into their culture about a species that didn't even exist in our world. Equestria didn't know what hit them. But frankly, even with the thousands of years of wisdom and experience and utter insanity that was my best friend and I, both Psii and I, we didn't know what hit us either. I guess this was the universe's way of payback for turning the whole of Equestria and possibly beyond into Homestuck fans.


AN: Yes it's Homestuck, yes I know I've been away for a long time but now I'm back with something new. Hope you enjoy!

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Aradia Megido is a bit of an odd duck. She's been a ghost, part frog, a robot, and a deity- and she has this unhealthy obsession with death. She's been traveling existence looking for fascinating things - for a long, long time. She's ready for a change. And just like that, something calls to her from a world she's never seen before - an encouragement to drop by and visit.

So she goes to Equestria just to see what's there. It doesn't take long for her to realize that there's going to be a plethora of time shenanigans, loops, and alternate timelines. But she finds the prospect of that exciting - even if she has no idea how far it goes.

Crossover with Homestuck. Reading Homestuck is not required, though there are spoilers.

Also serves as an optional prelude to Songs of the Spheres.

-GM, master of hiccups.

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You may want to refer this blog post.

Most people share the "how I got into the fandom" story.
Some are average.
Some are extraordinary.
Then you have a story like mine that gets a bit... different.

Oh I'm prattling on. You came here for adventure and I will provide you with such.
Keep your hands, feet, and "other" appendages in the dimensional viewing area at all times, lest they be quickly and painfully severed.
Don't bother with typing commands. This is record, not a live feed. I'm not going to listen to them.

And without further ado, kick back and relax, grab yourself a beverage, turn on your favorite fraymotif, and enjoy.

A sort of Homestuck crossover. I advise reading with a dark background.

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Ancient Equestrian legends tell of eleven beings with the potential to become gods, yet doomed to eternal petrification. These strange creatures, “trolls” as they call themselves, rest within stone, deep within the Canterlot Gardens.

For now.

A Homestuck x MLP crossover, where the appearance of a twelfth troll marks the beginning of a paradigm shift. Chaos, insanity, and above all ridiculous shenanigans, all centered around the most dysfunctional team ever to grace Paradox Space.

Note to Readers: This work is based on Homestuck. As such, in true Homestuck fashion, it is chock-full of references to various MS Paint Adventures. Now, after some thinking, I realized that actually reading Homestuck is not that necessary. I mean, if you are the kind of person who jumps into everything blind, you can read on ahead!
But if you want to actually know what the hell is going on, then you should be familiar with the source material. Who knows what you would miss?

Co-written with SnapDrakeGames.
As this is a Displaced story, the Trolls are available for Displaced crossovers. Just give out a call.

One more thing: If you dislike the story enough to give it a downvote, then at least tell us what we did wrong. Feedback is naturally always appreciated, yet... Yeah.

Edit: added a Dark tag.

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This... Is a stupid crossover fanfiction. It is about Karkat Vantus, Ponies, and The Santa Clause, with a huge freaking boring/deep monologue at the begining. Anyway, they go to the bar and... I dunno, stuff happens. It's pretty much the silliest, most pointless thing possible, but enjoy it if you want I guess...

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It is a lovely day at Santa's bar in the North Pole; a day which is promptly ruined, thanks to the antics of Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Trolls, the occasional Eskimo, and one annoying little brother trying to steal the spotlight by breaking the fourth wall! Will Judy the elf be able to make it through the day without loosing her mind? Read on to find out!

[This was originally written in five minutes to bring about the end of a pointless comment war. It's just a silly crossover fanfic, about My Little Pony, The Santa Clause, and Homestuck, with a twist punch line! Enjoy?]

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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You're about to play a game with your, uh, "friends" called SGrub, which was coded by SOLLUX CAPTOR, a "friend" of yours. Speaking of Sollux, you're going to connect to him as his SERVER PLAYER very soon. Though before you can, another one of you're "friends" NEPETA LEIJON tries to troll you. What does she want? Well, you might as well answer her.


Wow, that was a big mistake on your part.




Author's Note: This is a Homestuck and My Little Pony: Friendship is Not an Emotion Magic crossover fanfiction. Though I'm caught up to the most recent page, I'm a bit iffy on the canon. So, if you spot anything that needs tweaking while you read, please don't hesitate to tell me and I'll fix it as soon as I can! This is set in the pre-retcon timeline, but that's not very important to this story. All criticism and advice is welcome. Other than that, enjoy the story!

Also, at the end of every chapter there'll be an authors note that briefly explains Alternian vocabulary.

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