A B1RTHDAY PRE2ENT FROM ME · 3:51am Jul 27th, 2015
CURRENT toxicOphidian [CTO] RIGHT NOW opened a memo on transtimeline bulletin board RAINBOW FRIEND MAGIC.
CTO: Today mark2 a wonderou2 occa21on, the twenty-f1r2t ann1ver2ary of my wr1ggl1ng day (my 2pec1e2'2 ver21on of your earth b1rthday2).
CTO: Twenty-one earth year2 or 9.69 solar sweeps.
CTO: 1t'2 hard to do my actual wr1ggl1ng day w1th your t1me 2y2tem.
CTO: 1 hate convert1on2 and none of you l1kely want to deal w1th 1t.
CURRENT duplicateDivided [CDD] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CDD: senseii youre forgettiing somethiing
CTO: You are correct.
CTO: For everyone follow1ng me, 1'd l1ke to 1ntroduce you to my adopted ch1ldren/a2212tant2: Tenma and Ten2h1.
CDD: waves
CTO: 2ometh1ngs aren't conveyed well through chat cl1ent2.
CDD: senseii the other thiing
CTO: 2orry.
CTO: Though 1t 12 my "b1rthday," 1 would l1ke to g1ve a pre2ent to all of you.
CTO: Below 12 a 2pec1al 2tory for me.
CTO: How 1 jo1ned the fandom.
CTO: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/280401/an-alternian-guide-to-making-or-breaking-equestria
CTO: W1th that out of the way, thank you for your 2upport.
CTO: Don't worry, the other 2tor1e2 w1ll be updated 2oon.
CTO: Now go out there and g1ve your mo1ra1l a rare, and h1ghly 2weet, bro hug bump!
CURRENT toxicOphidian [CTO] closed the memo.
For those who are curious, my wriggling day is the 9th bilunar perigee of the 4th dim season's equinox, which according to your calender next occurs March 26, 2016.