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Alex Prior


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Ancient Equestrian legends tell of eleven beings with the potential to become gods, yet doomed to eternal petrification. These strange creatures, “trolls” as they call themselves, rest within stone, deep within the Canterlot Gardens.

For now.

A Homestuck x MLP crossover, where the appearance of a twelfth troll marks the beginning of a paradigm shift. Chaos, insanity, and above all ridiculous shenanigans, all centered around the most dysfunctional team ever to grace Paradox Space.

Note to Readers: This work is based on Homestuck. As such, in true Homestuck fashion, it is chock-full of references to various MS Paint Adventures. Now, after some thinking, I realized that actually reading Homestuck is not that necessary. I mean, if you are the kind of person who jumps into everything blind, you can read on ahead!
But if you want to actually know what the hell is going on, then you should be familiar with the source material. Who knows what you would miss?

Co-written with SnapDrakeGames.
As this is a Displaced story, the Trolls are available for Displaced crossovers. Just give out a call.

One more thing: If you dislike the story enough to give it a downvote, then at least tell us what we did wrong. Feedback is naturally always appreciated, yet... Yeah.

Edit: added a Dark tag.

Chapters (24)
Comments ( 121 )

9,551 pages? Wow.

6113899 It's actually closer to 7,651; the site's page-numbering system doesn't reset itself with each comic, and there were three others before Homestuck, so Homestuck's first page is officially numbered 1901.

Wow...12 displaced?!

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Mhmm.

After all, there's no point in adding just one troll when you can have them all, eh?

Why the heck are the Author's Notes double?

Cliffhangers why did it have to be cliffhangers but otherwise great story.

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What is a cliffhanger but a way to make sure the readers come back?
Hee hee.

In reality, it was a good place to end the chapter, and we're just evil enough to pull that kind of thing off.

Like I said before, this story gets a lot more hate than it deserves. The like count should be doubled and the dislike halved at least.

Man, I'm just starting to read this but I'm already missing the humans...
John is my favourite.

if you're interested in calling in backup, Dual from I don't think I'm supposed to Be Here is available. He's got an idea for thinning out the changelings numbers while leaving their more powerful units active. P.M. me if you're interested.

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*good-natured smile*

The crossover comment was a warning, not a call. The chapter is on its final stretches already.
(and quite possibly our longest one yet.)

In other words, yeah. A4C3 will go up on Thursday.

You don't mind If I do a Quizzical reads of this on my soundcloud, I have just started and I love Homestuck. I saw this on Fimfiction and went, that wood be a good read.
https://soundcloud.com/quizzical_reads

thanks, Quizzical

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Not to mention that the trolls themselves have been available as backup for a while now.

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Ok, thanks, But I have had some Issues with soundcloud and my account had to be abandoned, I have moved on to a different website ( https://audioboom.com/Quarabajor_reads ) and will do the let's read there. I also have one question for you, would you like me to wait until it has been finished or can I start recording now?

Quizzical

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Either way is fine, for me. Don't rightly know what SDG thinks right now.

Welp this is going to be fun.

I'm not even sure how to react excited or terrified.

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If I were you, I'd pick the latter.

:trollestia: But i am not you.

Well should have seen that coming sooner, also Bro-Luna is best princess.

You forgot how karkat's writing is, as well as gamzee's writing, but other than that, you're spot on

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We did not forget the quirks, per se. We are simply trying to be a bit more considerate towards our readership.
I mean, really. Look at Pyrope's mess for example. Really hard to read. Besides, new readers may know nothing about the quirks (that CAN happen) and Gamzee simply has way too many fluctuations. Perhaps his Interlude?

Vantas we just didn't want yelling ALL the time.

That hand. Lil cal?

“Uh… now th4t you m3nt1on 1t, no. 1t w4sn’t. 1t’s b33n throw1ng m3 off th3 3nt1r3 t1m3 1’v3 b33n h3r3- th3 l4st t1m3 1 w4s h3r3, 4ll of th3 cryst4ls w3r3 4ll cr33py 4nd bl4ck. 1t w4s r34lly 4 b4d4ss d3s1gn cho1s3 on H1s Tyr4nny’s p4rt.”

So, liquorice rooms

never read homestuck, NEVER WILL as far as i know there all freaking weird as hell

Welp, who is up for going God Tier? No, seriously, get in a line and try and kill Noir. He is literally a god tier cranking out machine. The only death coming for him at this point is Just. Then again, unless you are hiding a secret Green Sun, which just throws logic out somewhere between middle of fuck all and nowhere, pretty much all of them are boned.

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We're not hiding a Green Sun. Yet. However...

Well, there's some facts to put together, and conclusions to draw. I'm sure you'll find entertainment in that. I know I am.

6430706 You act all innocent, but you have a Green Sun in the future. Your a special type of twisted, you know that?

Noir chose to be an idiot. Special kind of stupid to do that, don't you think? Considering a hundred and twenty are coming to kill him. Ranging from a small multiplier type to the hero of Demacia, to a true wyvern, to the trolls and ponies. Poor Noir won't know what hit him.

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Noir's a smart guy. Who's to say he wouldn't be prepared?

Although you shouldn't read too much into my comments.

:::;)

so will the vile lord English be in this? along with doc stratch?

so were they just human versions of the trolls all along and that why they follow cannon crushes or attitudes a lot?

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