Rainbow Dash comes home to her marefriend Applejack. After a busy day of farmwork, Applejack has some fruit that she needs to count. Rainbow just wants to sniff her mane.

Matthew Williams, a citizen of New York City, leads a pretty good life, an alright job, a nice place. Sure, he has dreams and aspirations like the normal humans of the earth, but he was rather content at the moment. That all changes, when six ponies drop right on his head, and soon finds himself in a variety of situations that will spin his life in all different directions.

Rated PG-13 for Language, Violence, Mild Crude Humor, and Some Sexual Content.

This is sort of not related to anything. Now a Sequel for you all to enjoy.

The premise is simple Twilight has a special book (no spoilers here) she was keeping safe from public eyes. Rainbow Dash manages to get her hooves on it and reads it. It makes everything she ever thought about the lavender mare change in a blink of an eye.

What is in the book that has drastically changed the how Rainbow Dash thinks about Twilight?
When Twilight finds Rainbow reading it what will she do?
Does Spike ever get laid?
Will I stop sucking at summaries?
Find out in my latest of weird comedic fics.

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