I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

"You think you know me..."

Writer of Macro/Micro porn, rampages, and adventure. I take... some requests. Within reason. I try to be a good man.

I write things very sparingly.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

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Just a simple university student from Michigan.

O.F.P.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

Level Up.

Welcome to my page! Below you can find my carefully curated collection of works I've read over the last ten years! Take a gander, if you'd like!

Commissions currently OPEN

Yep.

Age:14 Favorite pony: Rainbow Dash That's all you need to know.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.