• Member Since 16th Dec, 2011
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I once had an idea of what I wanted to put on here, but I forgot what it was. Go figure.

Short Bio (because the actual one doesn't give me enough characters to work with)

Hello there, sir/ma'am/mayonnaise! While I can't possibly fathom why you'd be on my page of all places, I welcome you to my little slice of hellbit of paradise nonetheless. I should warn you that if you intend to communicate with me, you might have to wait a while for a response. I'm aware my log-on indicator always says Online, but that's only because I've always got a tab open (no, it hasn't been open since 2011 sadly). With that out of the way, you should probably leave because I am considerably unremarkable and I am certain you have more important things to attend to with your time. Am I right?

What the fuck do you think you're doing?


A Fun Fact

Here's something interesting for you:

My Read it Later bookshelf has just under a thousand stories EDIT (04/24/17): nearly one thousand one hundred stories and a cumulative total of roughly 67,000,000 75,000,000 words with an estimated reading time of 36 weeks. This is the result of my procrastination building up since December of 2011.

The funniest part is that it just keeps growing and the stories never leave it.

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I actually read it a long while back, but came across it again and had a second read. It was just as good as the first time.

Glad you liked Alone! :twilightsmile:


It was pretty spooky if I do say so myself. Glad I came across it.

Glad you like my story!


No problem, my man. I've been there before. Sadly, I didn't have the strength to keep going. It's incredibly rare that someone finds the motivation to continue after so long, and it's nice to see that I can remove a story from that Dead list. Best of luck to you.

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