• Member Since 17th Dec, 2011
  • offline last seen May 30th


I once had an idea of what I wanted to put on here, but I forgot what it was. Go figure.

Short Bio (because the actual one doesn't give me enough characters to work with)

Hello there, sir/ma'am/mayonnaise! While I can't possibly fathom why you'd be on my page of all places, I welcome you to my little slice of hellbit of paradise nonetheless. I should warn you that if you intend to communicate with me, you might have to wait a while for a response. I'm aware my log-on indicator always says Online, but that's only because I've always got a tab open (no, it hasn't been open since 2011 sadly). With that out of the way, you should probably leave because I am considerably unremarkable and I am certain you have more important things to attend to with your time. Am I right?

What the fuck do you think you're doing?


A Fun Fact

Here's something interesting for you:

My Read it Later bookshelf has just under a thousand stories nearly one thousand one hundred stories one-thousand-five-hundred-forty-eight stories and a cumulative total of roughly 67,000,000 75,000,000 104,000,000 words with an estimated reading time of 40 weeks. This is the result of my procrastination building up since December of 2011.

The funniest part is that it just keeps growing and the stories never leave it.

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Thank you for adding one of my stories to your bookshelves.

Not yet, lad. Not yet.

No problem. I've been following this story for a long time, and I can't believe it took me until now to favorite it.

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