Hello there, sir/ma'am/mayonnaise! While I can't possibly fathom why you'd be on my page of all places, I welcome you to my little slice of hellbit of paradise nonetheless. I should warn you that if you intend to communicate with me, you might have to wait a while for a response. I'm aware my log-on indicator always says Online, but that's only because I've always got a tab open (no, it hasn't been open since 2011 sadly). With that out of the way, you should probably leave because I am considerably unremarkable and I am certain you have more important things to attend to with your time. Am I right?
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Leave.
Thank you for adding one of my stories to your bookshelves.
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Yay!
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Not yet, lad. Not yet.
R.I.P.
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No problem. I've been following this story for a long time, and I can't believe it took me until now to favorite it.