Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

Why hello there...

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Reloading the Story Canon.

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

Ha! A Colts fan that likes ponies. How original. But thanks to the NFL it's true!

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

This is my C-14 Impaler Gauss Rifle! There are many like it but this one is mine!

Just a humble brony who reads these wonderful fan-fics while waiting for the next episode. If you wanna know more about me, just ask.

"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."

Unfortunately the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, so I take my frustrations and thread them throughout literature.

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Too much to write; too little time

I have been known to put a jabroni or two through a table.

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

*cough*"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*cough*

A saucy minx.

The Tumblr for Passports Won't Cover Universe Jumping

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

Fimbook got hacked and I don't give a shit at this point.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I've been writing fanfiction for a few years now and I have recently come to know of PONY. That is all, actually.