Starbloom Sparkle expected to wake up like she had been since she arrived in THIS Equestria. Instead, she was caught off guard with an array of unfortunate events. Her mother, Twilight, isn't doing so well today either, what with her new "fruity" moniker making waves across Ponyville at a rapid pace, things just seem to be going downhill for the daughter and mother combination.
Everything comes to a stop, when Starbloom comes across the Sparkle Family History book that has been collecting dust in the library; the same book that had brought Twilight so much stress that same day....what does this mean for the tiny family? Will this drive a wedge in between their finely toned femurs? Who cares?! THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders, combined with their newest pretentious preacher, Diamond Tiara, have found the greatest and most surefire way to gain their Cutie Marks! It involves Silver Spoon and.....a parrot with anal warts. This is sure to work.
Join all these lovable equines, as they venture through a normal day in Ponyville! Or hell, maybe they're in Detroit by this logic. Not sure...
*****This is a continuation of LisaWolf's story "Twilight's secret past", with my own unique twist added in. It is recommended that before reading this Pulitzer Prize nominated piece of literature, you read not only "Twilight's secret past", but also "Starbloom Chronicles", both by LisaWolf. This is to avoid confusion, as those two stories are quite different from eachother, but they do indeed coincide with THIS story. It also doesn't hurt that they're actually good stories, and won't take long to read at all; but hey, you can just go ahead and read this, but be warned.....ALL YOUR SWEDISH FISH WILL BE LOST IF YOU DO SO.*****
Characters Included (BECAUSE CURSE YOU MAXIMUM OF FIVE CHOICES!):
Twilight Sparkle
Starbloom Sparkle
Lyra
Featherweight
Owlowiscious
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Twist
Spike
Cutie Mark Crusaders
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Dat mule (You know who I'm talking about...)
