Howdy, I’m Burt.

Use words wisly, for they are limited ~ Legacy [02:10]

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

Co-author of Off The Mark with Goldfur. Occasional spin-off writer.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

I'm not gonna be so indulgent. It doesn't count unless THEY assuage my personal nostalgia FOR me.

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

Maybe I should write something instead of just curating bookshelves...

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

Dumb ol' fur-brony hybrid that is a lesbo and lobes twi!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

You can read all of my stories, in their original greentext format, on my Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/u/Frostybox

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Love and comedy are my bread and butter... Feed me!

Are you a Rebel?