Divided between two worlds for thirty moons, left alone with their individual thoughts, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer meet again. However, Twilight brings Sunset an option that she had thought long and hard on. A single choice that would alter both of their beings for all eternity if accepted. A grand yet humbling gift left only to the other to decided.

Art beautifully done by Xaztein.

WARNING: Names have been altered to protect the innocent. For the convenience of our anonymous confessors, we have turned out all the lights and have altered their voice.

Confessions are to be told in confidence... Without anyone else being around to hear them. It's a way of getting something off your chest... Too bad confessions make for good comedy.

"We deal with all kinds of ponies here. From crazy, to just a pony wanting to find someone to tell a story to. We listen... Then sell the tapes. It's a dirty business, but it's OUR business to sell their business. It's a business-business."

Primarily told in alternating POVs.

Hunger grips at us all... But have you ever been so hungry for one single thing that you were willing to break the laws of reality to get what you wanted? Sunset Shimmer sure did. That's why she embarked on this crazed mission to risk life and limb for her true love: Steak. And, if she happens to find a leather jacket to bring home? That'll just be a bonus.

The suspense! The thrills! The goofy-comedy! All while keeping a horrible secret under it all! What will happen? Find out!

Spin-off of: "Know Your Mare" and "Shimmer, My Big Bad Sis."

The balance of Equestria has shifted far too greatly! Doom is to set upon all of life at any moment and all life will surely end! If you ask me...? This is the best time ever to get your Cutie Mark in planetary safety and escapades. What? You don't want to come? Too bad! Once you're a crusader, you're always a crusader. Every crusader has an obligation to stick it out and make sure every pony gets their cutie mark... Even in life threatening situations.

So, fighting Celestia and stopping the entirety of reality from falling apart? Yeah... That's threatening and every Crusader has to help. Why? They made swearsies.

Apple Bloom - Nothing.
Sweetie Belle - Nothing.
Scootaloo - Nothing.
Rumble - Nothing.
Pipsqueak - Nothing.
Dinky Hooves - Nothing.

Theme Song

In the city... You must do what you can to survive... And when that doesn't work, you start wrecking-up the place! A world with no law, sense, or purpose, can one mare stop the end before it's too late? No... But one MACHINE can! Twilight Sparkle is "Spar-KILL Twi-KNIGHT"!

Can you hope to handle the levels of raw stupidity? We can only hope... Through worlds of humanized ponies, ponified ponies, and everything in between.

Equestria is a large, vast country. A country filled with mares and stallions, colts and fillies, ponies and whatever; all with lives, problems, and the facts of life they have to face. But really... Does any of that matter? Or do the efforts of one small nopony really mean something? I can't say for sure... Maybe you can?

Art by: Jonjoseco

Ponies, assorted whatevers, We're gathered here today... For the most insane and explosive wedding you have ever seen.

Know Your Mare-universe is taken to it's greatest and final chapter, the wedding of Chrysalis and Discord. OCs welcomed and canon allowed, there is no holds in this pit of uncontrolled craziness.

The years go by and by for a phoenix. Never once allowed to take a final rest, a phoenix can see many, many things for many, many years. However, one memory may always stand out.

One-Shot. Split POV.

Pip tells the story of how he and his new sister, Sunset Shimmer, became 'the best of friends' in his compelling diary entry. On the same end, Sunset Shimmer gives her own feelings in her logbook.

A companion piece to Know Your Mare.

Will move on to an anthology of Sunset Shimmer and Pip stories as the time goes on.

Nurse Redheart has worked at St. Celestia's Hospital for ten years. It was her dream job and all she had ever wanted. Only, after ten years of working here, she has never gotten over her greatest fear.

Humanized characters.

Art done by Johnjoseco.