Have you ever heard the zebra proverb "revenge is a dish is best served hot"? It's a lost proverb on many, seeing as most just like their revenge cold, calculated, and timely. Yet, when you're young and brazen, time is something you don't like to waste with 'planning'. When you're young, you want revenge, and you want it now.
"Pipsqueak..." Sunset's voice wavered with a warning at her brother while she sat on the couch.
"Ah-ah-ah~~," Pipsqueak wiggled a hoof in her direction while he fit his movie into the player, "It's my turn to watch a movie. You promised."
"Fine... Which Daring Do movie did you pick out?" Sunset Shimmer leaned back onto the couch, already feeling bored.
"Don't you worry none, sis... I picked a really special movie for both of us," the TV flicked on and started to show the scene of Canterlot Castle.
Sunset's interested rose when she saw that the picture detail was very amateur, nothing close to movie quality. "What kind of movie is this?"
"It's Twilight Sparkle's 'ome movie... The day she was made a--Sit back down!" Pipsqueak shot his hoof behind him, stopping Sunset Shimmer from creeping off of the couch.
"...You're evil..."
It's all true.
Nice one, Pip. I will have to remember that one.
Made a what? Was made a what?
... Oh. When she was made to be a princess.
*sniff* They grow up so fast! I still remember when he opened his first trapdoor.
Twilight any word for the movie?
Oh ok th... wait a minute! How did Pip get his hoofs on your movie?
Congratulations Pipsqueak! Trixie, tell him what he's won!
: An all expense paid trip to Dictator College!
No, not that one, that one's for Pinkamena whenever she decides to takeover Earth, give Pipsqueak the other prize.
: A free Death Star!
Taste defeat Sunset! Taste it!
Man PIpsqueak its becoming less a paragon a good, now he's parage
and how in the hay did he got the movie video? I hope ot was from Luna and that he didn't took it
3100054 He rented it from the library. It is a piece of Equestria history after all.
3101585>>3099036>>3099073>>3099165>>3099166>>3099599>>3099864>>3100054 Can somepony please direct me to the elephant that I apparently can't see?
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But... But he said it was a home movie. You don't put your home movies in a library! That doesn't ma... DISCORD!
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You know the first thing he would do is cover up that ventilationhole.
And then he would improve the hole thing! The piecanons will be terrifieing and delicious at the same time!
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You watched Magic Mystery Cure and Equestra Girls, right? *holds up a steaming apple pie* RIGHT?
3101797 Yes... I did...
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Then you should know the answer but her are some pointers:
1. Shim Sham is out for revenge/ hates Twilight
2. She is forced to watch Twilight become a princess and these... these things they had on during the ceremony
3. That could have bin her if she weren't so... Shim Shamish
Bottom line is she doesn't want to watch it, it's torture!
3101952 I was just wondering what exactly what 'home movie' meant in this case.
3101797 It makes perfect sense.
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Please make me see the truth.
I would think Twilight is to humble to put it there and the historical knowledge should be availeble in a bookform.
3102069 Look at it this way: do the citizens of Equestria have REALLY good recording equipment, if at all? If anything, the first documented video tape of a historical event as it happened would be, in itself, historical.
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Like The Vinyl Scratch Tapes: The Master Recording for the first equestrian talkshow. Of course you are right.
Ah, another beautiful moment in this dysfunctional family. Pip truly helped raise everyone in this family. Also, wonder Chrysalis would realize that after eons, she'll probably end up like Discord. Few individuals if any can truly stand being immortal.
You get bored.
And no matter how much power you are drunk off of, you'll sober up and wish for death.
Then again, denial is as powerful...
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That was just a joke, but I'm pretty sure Equestria has some kind of laws against torture and other forms of cruel and unusual punishments.
Deservedly so after being forced to watch that last movie
KEEP IT RUNNING FOR A FULL DAY!
That's a good start
His payback is very lenient compared to what she did.