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// Daddy's Girl 
// Story: Shimmer, My Big Bad Sis. 
// by overlord-flinx 
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	Discord... Lord of all chaos. The world is nothing more then clay in his claw waiting to be molded as he wished it. At a single thought he could bring the dead to life, rot the flesh from the living, even make pizza fat-free. The heavens BOW to his magic; logic KNEELS before him! There exists no force in all the world that can hope to rival his almighty powers. Truly, he is--

"Father! Will you shut up and listen to me already!?" Sunset Shimmer stamped her hoof against the floor.

Discord, master of chaos, slumped on himself and drifted over to looking at Sunset closer. "Yes, darling? What can daddy do for you?" He baby talked her, knowing she hated it as much as her mother did.

"I'd like you to give me five seconds of your time or two bits of attention so I can talk to you, for starters," the little pony snarled at the embodiment of evil, making him cringe with slight fear.

"Alright, alright. Daddy's listening..." His long tail slithered out behind Sunset Shimmer and picked her up, letting her stand on the side of his tail so he could bring her up to face him, "What do you want? A toy? Make-up? A dancing clown?"

"No, no, and I already have one. I call it 'father'," a mane flip from Sunset Shimmer showed Discord he had just been snapped, "What I want... Is the Crystal Mirror."

"The mirror in the Crystal Kingdom? Hah! Even I can't get that. That thing has so many wards, enchantments, and whatever else you can think of stopping me from--" Discord was cut off by the most horrible, ear scratching sound the living mind you fathom.

Sunset Shimmer kept emitting the horrible sound from her pulsating horn, not letting Discord have a second's peace. "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll get you the mirror, you brat!"

Suddenly, the sound stopped and Discord felt a little butterfly kiss against his nose followed by four hooves clapping against the floor. "Thank you, daddy."

...Things were much simpler when he only had a son...