shamelessly raunchy shipper who also enjoys a bit of wholesome romance, i love weird shipping and also gallbar is my otp

I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

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Hello there! I'm your everyday guy who enjoys writing lewd stories about gay horses (and the occasional mare). So feel free to stick around if that's your thing, I hope to please you all

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Pithy Statement

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

Too much to write; too little time

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.