"...but with a computer comes all of its’ distractions… like porn. And you like porn."

"Cars are expensive, and you are poor."

"Your soul is not even worth my time, I wouldn't put it in a brown paper bag!!"

"If Rainbow Dash can take it in the butt then so can I!"

"I would ask Big Mac how life is, but I assume its pretty good being the town bicycle and all."

Life lessons here guys.