Thought I'd try shooting my way out.

404 brain not found. Replace with pony

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

hola a todos, soy nuevo en esto y espero que les guste, mis historias, voy hacer un poco de todo

I, like changelings, need love and adoration to survive...But, my stories getting it instead will suffice.

I read, I stalk, I Write, and one day one of my stories will be featured. That is all

It's Complicated

I aim to get the Mane Six under my belt soon, and I'm still kicking myself over not making that one OC story about Rara instead.

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

I have many fetishes. Some darker than others.

There, finished. Go on... what do you think?

Just a rather lewd pony.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Friends call me Eris. Go watch Epithet Erased.

Wanted to start writing stuff about ponies and fiction!

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

A writer, a role player, but most importantly... a Thicc-Hunter. I am Zelku D Hekazel

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I am always online, even when I am not.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I write fics, be it failures or winners, I just write.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Psst... You wanna read some horse porn?

who me

A lover of Halo, Star Wars, Ponies, Fallout, and many things. Has many pony waifus. 1/2 of Warfire Writing Studios

I find that the plot is always the most important to me, everything else is just a wonderful bonus.

I want to write some stories, hopefully good ones. Occasionally stuff will pop to my mind and I just want to write. Let's see how this goes eh?

Professional imbecile

Another one bites the dust.

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