"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

time is a crime

space is a waste

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Bonjourno everyone, it is a me ThePerfectZ (or DaCloudPony)

An amatuer writer who loves Pinkie Pie and Discord.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

The one German who is lazy for real.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.

I am best moon. Suck it, Titan.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.