Celestia has ruled for quite some time,
let's go over her accomplishments entirely in rhyme.

(As a fair warning, there are some slightly mature themes and insults, please do not take offense to them. Everything will make sense at the end. Know that the poem (song) is being performed by two different individuals.)

Some things shouldn't exist, and some things shouldn't happen. It's up to The Canon Squad to make sure Equestria stays devoid of red and black alicorns, humans, and relationships involving a few select mares. The task rarely proves to be easy, but sometimes it can be entertaining.

Coverart by Elric of Melnipony
Chapter One reading by Scribbler

(And be sure to check out my Generic Trilogy...or at least the first two.)

Twilight is perplexed by an earth pony capable of summoning and manipulating invisible objects. In the name of science, she decides to uncover the mime's source of power. The mime is not happy about this, and sets out to stop Twilight with walls, ropes, and every other manner of mime related weaponry.

Cover Art thanks to Time Turner (A.K.A. Pilkie)

This story is a sequel to CAPS LOCK

After several months, Caps Lock has finally made a friend at Ponyville Elementary School. Button Mash may not be the troll Caps Lock is, but he sure can hold his own in Battle Stallion. They spend all their time gaming together until Button takes up a new interest: Sweetie Belle. When she sends down an ultimatum, Button must choose what's more important: Caps Lock's friendship or her.

Hearts and Hooves themed story.

Thanks to Sky Wishes 7266 for the wonderful cover art!

This story is a sequel to A Generic Story 2: Trope Hard

Generic the red and black alicorn OC goes on a journey to discover his changeling heritage while simultaneously discovering he's the seventh element of harmony while simultaneously killing zombies while simultaneously trying to stop his arch nemesis while simultaneously pleasuring every member of the mane 6 while simultaneously remaining completely original.

Take nothing seriously.

This story is a sequel to A Generic Story

This is obviously a sequel to A Generic Story, but this makes so little sense anyway, you don't have to read the first.

Generic the black and red alicorn OC lives a wonderful life! He's married to all the mane 6, Celestia's his lover, and he's better at magic than EVERYPONY! But when he finds out his evil twin brother Antagonist is alive, he must use all his generic powers to stop him!

For the love of Celestia, PLEASE don't take this story seriously. It is comedic. Purely. Comedic. Not necessarily a trollfic, but more of a satire.

The generic story of how a black and red alicorn OC wakes up in the Everfree Forest with no memory of his tragic past.

This is not meant to be taken entirely seriously.

Everything is intentional. Everything.

(Woo, Twilight's Library approved!)

A changeling can't be normal no matter how much it would like to be. It can, however, be useful. Celestia has a particular need for a changeling in her regime, and Normal is forcefully put into commission. The changeling isn't happy, but then again, neither is the Royal Guard it was assigned to. Shining Armor loathes changelings, and can't believe it when he's sent on a mission with one as his partner.

Especially when it's a mission to the most dangerous part of the known world to stop the Armageddon machine.

Against better judgement, David buys his daughter a pony for Christmas. Too bad it was Diamond Tiara. She, like many other fillies and colts in Ponyville, was taken by Discord for his cross-dimension pony trade. Now she must convince David and his family to help her and the others get back to Equestria. Fortunately for her, David is more than happy to get rid of her. His daughter Tiffany however, is not.

Everything happens for a reason. Gemini and Crescendo find this out during their honeymoon, even if they fail to immediately see the reason behind it.

Based off of a Fact or Fiction mini episode.