This story is a sequel to Super Gypsy Lord Admiral Nyronus Shachza Shouldn't Write Shipfics, Volume II

Once upon a time in a universe far, far away, two or three or five or some nonzero quantity of magic diminutive horses came together and fell in love and then unfortunately produced offspring who chronicled the way in which their parents met.

Trigger warnings: A Bronycon Collaborative fiction between Admiral Biscuit, TheGypsyBard, Lord Legion, Nyronus, Shachza, and Super Trampoline. We're not sorry.

I miss the days I wasn't constantly terrified of death. Anyway, here's a story about Rarity getting terminal horn cancer. Story 3 of DoubleShotober

Trixie attempts to amputate Celestia and revolutionize the game of Buckball. Spike attempts to be relevant.

Thanks for cowriting, Bicyclette! It looks like my writing drought may finally be over!

Late July 2021 update: Now with a YouTube reading by The Major Techie!!!

This is a story about Super Trampoline bugging Twilight and receiving sage advice from Pinkie Pie, and pondering his own mental state. It's not particularly good or interesting. I wrote it in about an hour, just to get through some writer's block.

Sunset Shimmer has lost her beans! Can you help her find them?

And experiment in non-linear fiction

Super Trampoline and Twilight Sparkle trade snark, and then Super tells various ponies what they mean to him. Hopefully the curse will at last be lifted!

Celestia destroys a school. Rarity has to kill a bunch of assassins before they assassinate Sweetie Bot! Celestia is a reactionary. And Rarara she and Quibble Pants start making out. And then Night Light joins them! Then he starts crying! Licky Flitter Appears

Author's Note:
According to the rules, posting the same story twice is okay if the two versions have different ratings.

Scootaloo is on fire. So is Luna. You try to stop a public execution.

Oh boy, there's a lot going on here. Cheese Sandwich, killer bees, prison escapes, explosions...

A collab with Mocha Star. Assume he wrote all the dumb parts.

Fluttershy deals with various problems with her nicotine vaporizer, Marine Le Pen comes to Equestria, the girls go to earth, mostly Montana to defeat springs that are killing people.

This was mostly written with voice to text and my right hand, since I was laying on my bed in such a way that it was much easier to use my right hand on the keyboard than my left hand. Then I went back and cleaned it up so it would pass inspection from the FimFic police. Does anypony remember what the original title was? I'm too lazy to find it in my emails and also I avoid my emails since they are overwhelming and I get like 200 each day and they are a lame source of stress and anxiety.

Also the cover picture has nothing to do with the story.

I really did try to get to sleep but my sleep schedule is messed up.