The army of pony assassins decended up the castle. Rarity huddled in the basement with her adopted sister, Sweetie Bot, who was crying. Rarity was mad. Why was this happening, they all wondered? In a small house on the outskirts of Ponyville, Super Trampoline was listening to War Pigs on his phonograph. It' a pretty metal song, released in 4058, PC. That's year 4058, Princess Celestia: a measurement of how old Celestia is. For reference sake, 4000 years ago in human time there were some pharaohs in Egypt.
Twilight teleported down to her concrete-enforced basement. "Rarity, the situation is bad. There's a bunch of bad mother fuckers on my doorstep, and they want the bot."
Why did Celestia hate robots so much? find out in the next chapter of this exciting series!