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// Beanwhile... 
// Story: Where Are My Beans?! (An Interactive Story) 
// by Super Trampoline 
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And that's when Pinkie Pie turns to you and speaks. "Okay Anon, I can't throw you off my tail. Figuratively speaking. But I can turn your quest into an absurdist one."

'More than it already is?" you ask, concerned about whatever is going to happen next.

"Yep. I'm going to return the beans back to Shimmy Sham, rendering your quest null and void! Bwahahaha! Waiting for Godot? More like waiting for legumes! Ha! That doesn't even make sense!"

Quick, dear Anon, she is rushing back towards the mirror portal! Grab some of the lentils she's dropped. They're technically not beans, but who cares!?