I Found My Laptop! Now I Can Write ¢r@pp¥ Stories On It Again Instead of Packing for BronyCon!

by Super Trampoline

Quibble Pants Makes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Quibble Pants suddenly appeared. "Wow, Rainbow Dash won't sleep with me, but Rarity, you're pretty hot yourself! You want to make out?

"Sure!" Said Rarity, who was quite aroused by all this blood and death. She was after all also a serial Killer, according to Brony Writer. I'd personally take that with a grain of salt myself. Anyway, Rarity and Quibble's tongues met and intertwined in sweet sweet ecstasy. It was all very slobbery.

"Hey, can I join please?" asked Night Light, who was having a very bad day.

"Shhthrr!" replied the two lovers swapping saliva. That was "Sure," but it was kind of hard to hear them with them sucking face.

Night Light stuck his own tongue into the frenzy for some sweet three-way tongue action.

So why, Rarity asked telepathically, since they couldn't really talk and their tongues were all touching and when your tongue is touching another person's you can communicate with them, are you joining us today?

Because my wife, Twilight Velvet, you know, Twilight's mother...

We know who she is, the other two telepathed in unison.

Right, well, it turns out she's having an affair with Celestia, and that just doesn't sit right with me.

Oh Darling, that's hella rough, Rarity responded, while inching her hoof lower down Night Light's barrel towards Night Light's flashlight. I'd be sad too if my wife cheated on me with a gay Nazi. Let's cheer you up. I know just the pony to give this story a happy ending.

And then Flitter appeared and made it a four way tongue tug-of-war, but when Flitter licks ponies they fall asleep, so that didn't last too long.

Oops.

Author's Note:

It' not often that my own stories make me laugh, but

Night Light stuck his own tongue into the frenzy for some sweet three-way tongue action.

did.

See you all at BronyCon!

Comments

[Fedairkid]

This was a cruel battle scene, a political statement, a comwdy, a love drama, a make-out session, a family drama and a tale about sisterly love all packed into one.
With some meta jokes on top.

Someday someone's gonna ask me what caused my first trip, and boy will they be confused when the answer is “ a mlp fanfic“.

Seriously, wtf was this? It was terrible but at the same time so genius

Gonna giva ya the benefit of the doubt and call it a masterpiece....i think? I'm so confused.

[Super Trampoline]

8358397
Welcome to the club. If you like randomness, you'll like it here.

[the dobermans]

I Found My Laptop! Now I Can Write ¢r@pp¥ Stories On It Again Instead of Packing for BronyCon!

YES!!!!

[Dream Seeker]

8358397
We all are.

[Tedious_Blizzard]

Best story

[Petrichord]

Trempy
Write me a sweet story about the adventures of sun butt and her sunny butt
I beseech thee with all the alcohol in my body

[Super Trampoline]

8358453
Thank you! derpicdn.net/img/2017/6/15/1462306/large.png

[Super Trampoline]

8358462
Like her butt is literally sunny?

Okay but only if you promise to do a live reading of it while wearing two pairs of socks

[Petrichord]

8358501
You got yourself a deal
And if you sex it up I'll try and do intimate voices

[RainbowSparkle3]

...what the hell did I just read? Like FedairKid said, it's terrible and a masterpiece at the same time.

[Starlight Nova]

How'd you type the ¢ and ¥?

[Super Trampoline]

8362399
I cheated. I just searched for "cents" and "yin" on google and copy pasted