I Found My Laptop! Now I Can Write ¢r@pp¥ Stories On It Again Instead of Packing for BronyCon!

by Super Trampoline

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Boom! Another shell exploded. However, it, like the twelve shells before it, did not explode the castle. Nay, rather it exploded against one of Twilight Sparkles many powerful enchantments, sigils, runes, spells, etc. that guarded the castle. Basically, she had a fucking big ass invisible forcefield around it. Shining armor wouldn't did do jack shit compared to her. Tirek wouldn't have scratched it. Pretty fucking bad ass, huh? Like the walls of Constantinople.

"Fuck my titties!" yelled Celestia corsely. She would have to take more direct action. She called up 1488 members of the royal guard, because she was also secretly a Neo Nazi. Fucking Nazis, I swear. But for her of all ponies? I did NAZI SEE THAT COMING JAJAJA! Okay sorry.

So yeah, she sent almost fifteen hundred of her best soldiers to kill Sweetie Bot. Will they succeed? Find out next chapter!

Author's Note:

From Wikipedia:

Ames made a suggestion for the Union troops to entrench in their current positions. Upon hearing this notion, a frenzied Curtis grabbed a spade and threw it over Confederate trenches and shouted, "Dig Johnnies, for I'm coming for you.

How fucking badass is that? Throwing a shovel at your enemies and telling them to entrench because you're about to whoop their asses.